5 Friends

A stupid shout out to Knillz, KN3, McLoller and Terrorist! Haha!

Five buddies. Five friends. Five partners in crime
Five goofheads. Five dolts. Five guys right in their prime

They never make any sense. They're beyond comprehension
They're easily distracted with a span of limited attention

People find them goofy and at times real serious
Distinct in their own nature, but all the same. Delirious

Impossibly inseperable. Like they've been permanently glued
Think that they're so cool, with they're "super-cool" attitude

And when you hear them speak. They talk in "epic" diction
Never do as they preach. They're a walking contradiction

The youngest of the group is also the shortest member
Tell him something once and a second later he won't remember

One Spanish guy, with undeniable godly vocabulary
His belief in simple things is actually quite contrary

Another Latin American friend who gets picked on without a care
Dementedly uses his ten fingers to point and yell, "right THERE!!!"

A filipino guy, who's name's an effing twister
Is probably the most hyper one of all and has a really hot sister

The oldest one of all is the biggest trouble maker
Although he has a girl, considers himself to be an open dater

Yes, this is the group of guys who, girls find real cute (!?)
Would still be real close friends even if they met deaf, blind AND mute