Too sad (I cant make time to review your poems)

Too sad...

TOO SAD...

Too sad ......though you have immortalized my alter ego in a brewed-bottle,
I don’t drink!

 

No wine, no beer, no smoke, no fear!
No Beef, no pork, no fish, I’m broke!
No muscles, no worry, no girlfriend, no Ferrari.
No heron, no heroine and heroin means mortuary!

Have another drink Bruno, another beer Camille?
Don’t u worry I’ll gladly foot the bill.
Forced them to drink, they can’t stop now,
11 years Tea totaller, I've been and how!!

Had a Black copy of the Harley Davidson, 

Mama sold it for Twenty Dollars to the Scrapyard person,
Along with the unlicenced.....Crimson`MO-FA`,

Now brother's eyeing my red-car.

Was cycling till last year,

Makes  sister feel we’re inferior,
So I gave it to someone I didn’t know,

And she was glad to see it go.

And now I have a scooter which guzzles petrol like Whisky,
Can’t take the Yamaha bike, no insurance, its too risky!

My Red-car that Slash of Guns n Roses hopes to trade  for his Gibson Guitar,

Well ..I dunno Slash, it gets hic-cups and you wont be able to drive her that far....

But I guess I’ll sell her on e-bay,

Will someone bid her one day?
Let her go her way,

I’d rather have a donkey with a bray.

 

And now Dad's son has joined the Writers Cafe,

Day in day out another heart-break; another affair!

Id like to tell you all there is enough love in the air,

Please ...please do not feel that I dont care.....

 

And I'd think and write and type myself silly,

Thinkin I'm Flash Gordon  and not psychic-kid Willie!

The problem with us Poets is really,

We want to reach out but our Hearts dont tally!

 

But then look whos talkin now...look whos talkin..

Checkin for your reviews on my Blackberry while Im walkin,

I dont make an honest effort to review your poetry,

While expecting you all to pour some sugar on me.

 

sigh!

And my dearest darlin' partners in crime you two old scrawny legs of Alabaster,

You have walked too- too far today for Oprah to interview your handsome master,
You know he's got a teenage crush on the gorgeous wonderous Jessica Alba,

Last Friday 'twas Judicious Fyrebrand, this sat its Malicious Melba!

 

Legs are meant to carry, not to worry me sick and sour,

Please dont plead me, I wont wax you, I aint  Boy George ..Duh!
You can’t hold my feather-light weight for a measly two hours,
While famous drunkards walk many miles after drinking in bars!

Author's Note

I aint drunk!
But you can have a peg or two.....and read what I wrote you.

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

I absolutely love this...I mean that so sincerely I am going to shout a loud loud loud Holy cats, dude...because this is some really messed up thinking, which I admire greatly ;-) You worked every last nerve, baby... Great stuff! Thank Corset for bringing this one back into the live feed after all this time ;-)

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

lol...I read it again....and laughed where you mightve laughed...and raised my eyebrows where u might have too:) hahah...yeh...i like it too...even if i say so myself...

[KAOlmsted]

Do say so yourself...it's really fantastic...always my pleasure to give you a whirl, but this one left me dizzy ;-)

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

stop rotating on my merry go round now...here sit down on terra firma for a while

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

*_^

[KAOlmsted]

;-)

[writing mojo]

salad tossed me into a world of your pallet, not humble pie, but a feast of an honest beast...carved from heart to bloody beats
of course...
hold the layer of onions please.... good stuff

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

the onions french friend...and brown to the last ring....feel happy we got the mojo

[KimLove "The Beautiful ..]

Dude very intriging write, kinda all over the place but the,scarey part eas I think I got it.

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

u got it babe:)

[A Risen Heroine.]

Great write.
You kept me reading.
I enjoyed it.
Keep up the good work.


~A Fallen Heroine~

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

worth the smile...every mile

[Daytonight]

Great write. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Keep on penning!

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

yes Dayt...greatly overjoyed after reading all your nice reviews thxx

[C. Rose]

Liked it, good rapid movement of thoughts, I felt your scenery so to speak. ~ Rose

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

Hello Rose...yes its accomplished...it is...the task of making you "see" thx so much:)

[Inyourshadow]

welcome to the club tea~total 20 years and glad of it lol too many lost weekends. This is a great poem and i love the comments on ebay and the whiskey guzzling bike. I feel you used a whole range of emotions on this poetic journey, keep em' coming

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

hi shadow...yes...i must correct the word TEA total...it is like poppy silver said to

[FamaSemperVivat]

Clever, but tit for tat, you've got to review a few too you know, and all's fair in the poetry guild. :)

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

its fair:)

[brenda]

lol funny poem ! i liked the message that it gave at the end!:)

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

lol..it fun y

[Becky C Strukamp]

A thouroughly enjoyable poem. Thanks for putting a smile on my face today. Very excellent work here!!

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

smillllllleeeeeee

[Cherrie]

Clever rhyme, and it seems to pick up speed as you read

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

yes....the meter shook a bit along the way...but the car guzzled whisky u know...Cherrie u r a dearie:)