You might`ve been my Dudette!!
If I was a lil' younger...and a lil, full of anger,
I might have been kinda rude...to your ex-boyfriend Jude.
I might have been your date, if Jude brought the flowers late,
And You would have been my Dudette and I might have been your Dude!!
You might have tried to fling your shoe at me in frustration,
I might have caught it in mid-air,worn it round my neck-tie....
Called it high-street fashion!
You might have watched a spicy-dicey movie,
With me crunching vanilla pop-corn, at the open air big drive-in .....
From dusk to early dawn!
Jude might have fumed and fretted... but he never could do Judo,
It helps to learn your martial-arts my babe,
Please forgive this poetry-kiddo!
P.S Who said its a cardinal sin to admire another Judes' woman?
Lady Ga-ga goes ga-ga over Judas and Im but just another human.