InstructionsA Poem by ronInstructions
So I got something I am supposed to put together, a set of metal shelves… -sighs-. So the instructions are in some language that not
even the Military could decipher.
So as far as I know… Slot “A” should be inserted into peg “C”… Wait how can you fit a slot into a peg?...Get a
hammer, now I got it.
So slot “A” is bent, twisted, and soldered into peg “C”.
YAAA!!! I’m making head way…(no that’s not a sexual position…Is it?) Now take some nuts (no laughing that’s what it says)
and put them in a bowl of cherries… Oh the cherries are a lubricant…-smiling- I’m
getting good at this.
Now attach the screws (stop laughing) and slide them
into the holes (I said stop laughing this is very serious work I’m doing) "smiling-. Lubricate with the cherry nuts…(ok if you’re not
going to be adult about this you can leave).
Now with you rubber mallet (that’s not a sex toy)
hit the screws so they twists over the nuts counter clock-wise (stop laughing) …I
guess only in the U.S. its righty tighty lefty loosey. Now take a break…oh this came from France J
Now after the break have a glass of wine…(that makes
sense to me)…wine break… “Why doesn't anyone love me boohoo”
OK wine break over.
Now reinsert pegs “B, A, D, and B” into…(wait so I
have two “B” pegs?) "Sighs- slot “A” and remove peg “C”…(Don’t ask but somehow
it makes sense).
Now tilt at a 93.5867 degree…(are you freaking
kidding me)? I’ll just plum the damned thing…(knock on the door, it’s
the French Embassy they want their shelves back).
-Sighs- I should have just gone through political channels
it would have been easier. © 2014 ronAuthor's Note
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Added on July 7, 2014Last Updated on July 8, 2014 AuthorronImperial, CAAboutI have been writing on and off or more years than i care to remember. I started writing poetry, than i started a novel (still in the works), now I'm writing a six part short story erotic.. more..Writing
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