The Mind of A Male

A quick bit of humor.

I ate a sub.

It smelled bad.

My girlfriend doesn’t like it.

She says she won’t kiss me.

I miss her kisses.

They make me happy.

Happiness makes me think.

What is happiness?

Sleep is happiness.

I haven’t slept.

I miss that too.

I like my girlfriend’s kisses.

Her lips are soft.

She says I bite mine.

I don’t deny it.

I bite them a lot.

I get nervous.

Biting lips is a habit.

I watched a movie yesterday.

It was supposed to be suspenseful.

I bit my lip.

That was how I knew it was good.

I had sex after the movie.

My girlfriend bit my lip.

That was how I knew she thought it was good.

My teeth hurt.

I could use something to bite on

Maybe I’ll get some food.

I ate another sub.

Reviews

[Winslow Des Totes]

That was worth a laugh :P Very funny and certainly honest! :D Good job!