The Vampire Loves Garlic

The Vampire Loves Garlic

A Poem by Richard Lane

I tried using the garlic trick 
hoping I'd get rid
of the Vampire
as he was ready 
to turn me into
one of the living dead
but to my horror  
he said "Ooh, you 
must have read 
my mind! I just love 
the taste of garlic 
on a slice of pizza 
with spinach and 
artichokes after I 
drink the blood of my victims." 

© 2012 Richard Lane


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Amusing read and write. Well done:)

Posted 12 Years Ago


charmed and the contrasting use of font is effective

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Intriguing. O_O Actually this poem made me quite hungry. I guess my mind doesn't care about the death of people as long as I get some pizza. XD Still...as I read it through another time it is quite remarkable.

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Yikes! :/

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Nice Trick

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Added on August 29, 2012
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Richard Lane
Richard Lane

Baltimore, MD



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My name is Richard Lane and I am based in Baltimore, MD. I started writing poetry in 1984 during my High School years. My writing style varies, but my focus is prose writing and poetry. Please feel .. more..

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