Age of Consent Season 2: Date night.

Age of Consent Season 2: Date night.

A Screenplay by Cahjli Symes
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A brief scene from a new screenplay I'm writing. I'm currently out so I had to write it separately for the time being and only posting it to save what I've written for when i go back home.

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Ext. school-day.

Title card: Love and other drugs.

Scene opens with Katy holding Craig’s hand in the hallway.

Song: Only Heather by Wild Nothing.

Cuts to the front of the couple as their awkwardly smiling at each other as they walk down the hallway.

Katy

So it’s April ever thought about prom?

Craig

Thought about it? Pfft I could careless.

Katy

Hmmm that’s funny most people make a big deal about it.

Craig

Nah, I don’t like over hype about that s**t. I mean think about it, it’s only three hours long, its going to be s****y music with s****y people and s****y food.

Katy

Well that’s a rather interestingly nihilistic way of viewing it.

Craig

Well let’s not forget they cost ninety dollars each ticket.

Katy

S**t, that’s true.

Craig

Not even worth the f*****g cash… let me guess I’m coming off as a hipster a*****e who thinks he’s above everyone and you probably wanna go?

Katy

Well actually no. Though I don’t have the same emotions of wraith toward the irrelevant piece of s**t I do think it’s an over hyped irrelevant piece of s**t. However it is fun to go to fucked up with friends.

Craig

Wait so you’ve actually went before?

Katy

Oh yeah, sophomore year. It was with my ex Iven.

Craig

Ah, interesting.

The two stop in front of a class room.

Katy

So what’s up, tell me what’s going after school?

Craig

No plans. You?

Katy

My journal seems free.

Craig

So whatchu’ wanna do?

Katy

Hmmm… wanna chill with your friends?

Craig

Hmm… why not.

Katy

Ever gone racing Craig?

Craig

Street racing?

Katy

Yep.

Craig

No. wait you have a car?

Katy

Well it’s not my car. It’s my dad’s. But I mean I can borrow it. I have a license I just don’t know what car to buy.

Craig

So you wanna go racing…in your dad’s car?

Katy

N***a did I stutter?

Craig

F**k it. Time and place?

Katy

Meet me by the tree after school. I’ll text Robe fourth hour. If Nolan wants to come along then it’s cool. I’ll bring an old girlfriend of mine.

Craig

Sure. Let’s do it.

Cuts to Nolan, Katy, Craig, Lindsey and Robe waiting on bikes outside of Katy’s house.

Robe

The f**k we gonna do?

Katy

I’m going to ask my dad to go on a date with Craig.

Craig

Wait what?

Katy

Don’t worry it’s only for two minutes tops.

Craig

Baby I look like a hooligan right now.

Katy

Oh relax, it’s only two minutes.

Nolan

Craig just shut the f**k up and go in, I’m getting bit by mosqitoes! [Slaps his neck]

Lindsey [moving back in a jerking motion]

S**t! One just bit me in my nose!

Robe starts slapping all over his body.

Craig

Robe you good?

Robe [casually]

Yeah get the f**k in the house.

The camera follows the couple in a side scroll like tracking shot as they enter into the house.

As they open the door we hear the song “Wu-Tang Clan Aint Nuthing Ta F**k Wit” by Wu Tang Clan. We see Darren in a bloody Superman apron cooking a stake and singing along to the lyrics.

Caption: 6:18 PM.

Katy

Hey daddy I’m home!

Darren [placing knife into meat]

Hey sweety, I’m making a stake ya want some?

Katy

Yeah sure. Um Daddy I have somebody you like to meet.

Craig acts as clam as possible.

Darren [looking weirded out]

Sweety who’s this?

Katy [smiling]

Daddy, I would like you to meet Craig, Craig meet my Dad Darren Lonwolfe.

Craig [puts hand out]

[casually] Hello Mr.Lonewolfe please to meet you?

Darren

[quickly] Call me Darren. [to Katy] Okay what is going on?

Katy

I thought I’d introduce you to my boyfriend dad?

Craig’s hand is awkwardly left hanging still waiting for Mr.Lonewolfe to shake it.

Darren [interrogating Craig]

How old are you?

Craig [Casually]

Eighteen, you look rather athletic for your age sir.

Darren [v.o]

N***a you gay?!

Darren [awkwardly]

Um…thanks. I was in the military.

Craig

Well sir that’s a very honorable position to hold there.

Darren [awkwardly]

Yeeeeeaaah. Katy can you hurry this up?! Bleach is going to come on in twenty minutes and I wanna eat this stake while I watch.

Katy

Can I borrow the car to go on a date with Craig?

Darren

What the f**k where?! It’s like a Tuesday night?!

Katy

There’s no school tomorrow. Teacher planning.

Craig’s hand is still awkwardly hanging still waiting for her dad to shake it.

Darren stairs sternly into Craig’s eyes. Then Katy’s.

Darren

Where are you two going?

Craig

We wanted to see the lego movie…

Darren [sarcastically looking at Craig]

Yeah?

Darren pulls out a hundred dollar bill and gives it to Katy.

Darren then looks at Craig like he’s a f*****g idiot.

Darren [v.o]

You’re not impressing, put your f*****g hand down you idiot.

Darren shakes Craig’s hand.

Darren

Be back by 11:30.

Katy hugs Darren. Her and Craig head to the garage to take the car out.

The couple proceed to walk out the house with Darren still questioning Craig sexuality. 

Darren [off screen] 
Yo Katy, I need to have a talk with you when you come back! 

Katy[leaving house/holding Craig's hand] 
Am I in trouble? 

Darren [off screen] 
No? 

Katy [quickly] 
Then it can wait. Bye love you daddy! 

Craig [to Darren] 
Please to meet you Mr.Lonewolfe. 

Darren [off screen] 
[unconcern] yeah whatever. 

 

Cuts to a key entering the ignition. 
Cuts to an engine gauge reeving up. 
Cuts to Katy putting on her my chemical romance beanie. 
Cuts to a tire screeching. 
Cuts to Katy pulling up to the group as everyone hops in the car. 
Cuts to the inside of the car. 



Katy [to everyone in the car/driving] 
Anybody ready to go to a bare knuckle fight club?

Craig [confused]

Wait what? I thought we were going street racing??

Katy

I just realized my dad checks the mileage… I’m not going to too f**k with that.

Craig 
In that case, Robe you got the alcohol? 

Robe [pulling out a bottle of whiskey] 
Ready to get white boy wasted? 

Craig 
that's the only way I'm doing a fight club. 

Katy
oh come on you never joined a fight club before? 

Robe 
of course this n***a has. He’s just trying to come off as "sane" that way you won't think he's some depressed lunatic. 

Craig [annoyed] 
Robe shut the f**k up. 

Robe 
your words not mine. 

Katy 
Dude put that f*****g bottle away, I'm not getting roped just because you wanna get "white boy wasted, and Nolan put your f*****g seat belt on!!! 

Robe 
That is true, I haven't been to Jamaica in like 5 years so....maybe being deported isn't in my best interest. 

Katy's cell phone then goes off. Her ring tone is "Under Your Spell" by Desire. 

Katy [looking down on her crotch] 
S**t my dad's calling me. 

Everyone in the background begins f*****g around in the car. 
Robe blows into Craig's ear. 

Craig [elbows his seat] 
Hugo what the f**k?! 

Robe [being a dick] 
Uh-Oh mofo called my government out-- 

Nolan gives Robe a wet Willy. Robe quickly turns around and slaps the s**t out of Nolan in the face. 
Craig takes off his seat belt and give Robe on good slap on his left cheek. 

Katy [pissed] 
GUYS STOP F*****G AROUND BACK THERE MY DAD'S CALLING!! 

Katy answers the phone. 

Katy [on the phone] 
Hi dad. 

The scene splits vertically showing Darren's point of view on the phone with Katy. 

Darren [on the phone/smoking a blunt] 
Hey sweety everything's okay? 

Katy [on the phone] 
Yeah Dad, everything is fine. You wanted to talk to me about something? 

Darren [on the phone/smoking] 
yeah, is your boyfriend gay?! 

Katy [shocked] 
what?! Dad, Craig is not gay?! 

Everyone in the car 
what the f**k?! 

Darren [on the phone] 
what was that??? 

Katy [on the phone] 
what was what? 

Darren [on the phone] 
I heard a noise. 

Katy [bluffing/on the phone] 
Oh that was the radio.  

Darren [on the phone] 
I heard the "F"-word. 

Katy [on the phone] 
College radio. Dad my boyfriend is not gay! 

Craig [silently mouthing to Katy] 
what...the f**k?! 

Darren [on the phone] 
well at least bi? I mean he came off pretty gay earlier. 

Katy [annoyed] 
Craig isn't gay he's just polite okay besides if he was gay why would I tell you he's my boyfriend? 

Darren [on the phone] 
Maybe you’re going c**k hunting for him I don't know. 

Katy [on the phone] 
Dad what the f**k?! 

Darren [on the phone] 
look forget it, he came off as a little off. Anyway I want you back by 11:30. Pick up rolling papers and milk on the way back okay? 

Katy [on the phone] 
okay dad. I'm kinda’ driving and I don't want to crash...you know since my boyfriend is apparently farting rainbows. 

Darren 
Hey I just asked if the m***********s gay that's all. Now you’re putting words in my mouth. 

Craig 
Katy what the flying f**k?! 

Katy 
Look dad I have to go. Loveyoutoobye! 

Katy quickly hangs up the phone. 

Craig [shocked] 
Your dad thinks I'm gay?!

Nolan, Robe and Katy's friend begin to laugh there asses off. 

Katy 
It's a long story. 

Craig [face palms] 
ugh... 

Katy 
Oh cheer up. You’ll get your anger out across some guys face when we get there....wait that came off wrong. 

Craig 
Ew. 

Katy 
Shhh! 

Katy turns up the radio. 

Song: All Black by Big L. 

Cut to Katy's car pulling up to some random alley in Miami. 

The group of friends walk out the car. People immediately start saying hello to Katy. 

Craig 
Well aren't you quite famous around here? 

Katy 
Actually yeah pretty much. Me and my dad go here every weekend and place bets on each other. It's also a very good way to release stress too. 

Craig 
You're a current member of a fight club?? 

Katy 
Craig just because I'm a girl and my dad fought for this country doesn't mean were not abstract m***********s. 

Craig 
I'm interested tell me more. 

 

Cuts to Katy and her Dad at the fight club.

Song: Another Day by Cerebral Ballzy

Katy is wearing only a black sports bra and black skinny jeans as Darren has no shirt on and black jeans. Both of their hands are wrapped with bandages. 
The frames per second is slowed down as the two as seen bleeding heavily, beat up and out of breath. 

Katy [v.o] 
It’s mostly a hobby but all sorts of people come here. Man, women and sometimes even children. 

Cuts to Darren Bashing in someone's stomach twice then round-housing him to the face. 

Katy [v.o] 
The rules here are quite simple. Just like the cult classic, no shoes, no shirts no bullshit. You fight till you can't fight no more or tap out.  

Cuts to Katy fighting a girl her age. 
Katy gets punched in the face causing blood to squirt out her nose. 
She blocks the other punch and elbows her opponent in the gut then turns, swipes her causing her opponent to hit her head on the concrete floor.
The camera slowly zooms to Katy covered in blood as people throw money towards her. 

Katy [v.o] 
Of course if your bleeding and ya don't tap out you can still fight but I mean...depends on how real you are. 

Cuts to Craig taking a shot out of nowhere. 

Craig 
well f**k. 

Robe [clicking glasses with Craig] 
Drink up, you’re going to need it. 

The group venture out into the party to socialize and drink. While it’s now only Katy and Craig.

Katy 
Craig relax you’re going to be fine, here I’ll introduce you to some people. 

Craig 
...I don't know. 

Katy
Here, you said you wanna be a journalist right? 

Craig 
Well yeah but-- 

Katy 
Oh do I have a surprise for you. 

A well-dressed guy with combed back blonde hair approaches the group. 

Blonde guy 
Oh hey you!! 

Katy 
Alfred, long time no see! 

Alfred begins to hug Katy. 

Alfred 
how’s your dad going? 

Katy 
Dad's doing quite well. 

Alfred 
and the business? 

Katy 
Rather dandy. Been getting less calls lately but doing rather dandy. How come I haven't seen you around these parts in the while? 

Alfred 
Well my lawyer told me I'm not really allowed to talk about it but I got roped for pushing pixy dust down in North port. Factory and all business was ceased. This was way f*****g worse than the horse racing-- 

Katy [quickly cutting off Alfred] 
Aw that's sad to hear. I mean do you have your s**t together? We wouldn't want a couple of turds going around smelling the place up. 

Alfred 
Eh I had to lay off a few workers. No biggy though. I have off shore accounts and stuff. Oh hey you have friends! 

Katy 
Oh yes! Alfred I would like for you to meet my boyfriend Craig. 

Alfred lends his hand out to shake Craig's. 

Alfred 
Oh hey buddy nice to meet you! 

Craig shakes Alfred's hand. 

Craig 
Nice to meet you sir. 

Alfred 
Oh polite too. I like this guy! 

Craig laughs in a somewhat disturbed manner. 

Alfred 
so you betting on your girl huh? Well I'll tell ya she really knows how to throw a punch. 

Craig 
Haha so I've heard. 

Alfred [nudging Katy] 
Remember last week when you had to fight that gangbanger Crip b***h and put her in a comma? 

Katy 
Oh yeah Delaney, what a sweet girl. How is she? Is she going to be okay? 

Alfred 
They took her off of life support last night. But hey that was a really good arm you had their keep it up champ! 

Katy's face quickly turns into a state of shock and grief. 
Craig is in so much shock he can't even close his jaw. 

Alfred 
But hey i'll let you crazy kids go at it eh? 

Katy 
uh...sure. Nice seeing you again Alfred. 

Alfred 
Ey tell your dad I got the blueprints ready. 

Katy [smiling] 
Don't worry I will.  

Alfred 
Nice to meet you ehhh... 

Craig [slightly annoyed]  
Craig. 

Alfred 
CRAIG! Yes, that's it! [walking away] Alrighty well have fun you crazy kids! Ey! [pointing at Katy] I got my money on you tonight so remember that arm! 

Cuts to Katy looking a bit down. 

Craig [to Katy] 
Who the f**k was that guy?! 


Katy 
Oh that was one of my Dad's clients Alfred. He's use to be a Quaalude dealer back in the 80's but since they all had to cease that s**t before the 90's was over he became a heroine and DMT pusher for the Russian mafia. 

Craig 
what the f**k is your dad doing knowing people like that??! 

Katy 
Craig, my dad meets all different types of people every day. Some good, some bad, and some fucked up. Like that guy over there [points at a black guy with a tank top] what do you think his occupation is? 

Craig 
I don't know, biker. 

Katy 
Nope. Wall Street guy, arrested for insurance and bank fraud due to him hacking into bank of America and automatically rewiring everyone’s account towards a privet off shore accounts in the Norway in order to pay people to kill his mistress. 

Craig 
Holy s**t! 

Katy [points to a white guy in cargo pants and a polo shirt] 
What about that guy? Seems clean cut right? 

Craig 
What a fortune 500 republican m**********r? 

Katy 
Nope. Ex-Navy seals. Was discharged due to murdering 12 insurgence under no orders just cause he f*****g hates Arabs. He's currently running from a military trail and is considered AWOL. 

Craig [disturbed] 
...what the f**k?! 

Katy 
He's actually a pretty good fighter too. Has expensive taste in women and clothes surprisingly. Actually escaped on the way back to St. Augustine with just a pen and a shoelace. Killed all prisoners and Mp's in the vehicle. [Point's at a blonde woman in a red shirt and black jeans in her late 20's] oh and Nancy, she's my favorite. 

Craig 
She looks very familiar for some reason. 

Katy 
Nancy was on American Idol Season 8 and got booted from the audition. However she pulled some strings within the indie market and now she's the lead singer for the band "The Purple Valentines". 

Craig [excited] 
What the f**k no way!! I have like six of their ep's. The f**k she doing here?! 

Katy 
She uses the money she wins from fights to feed here heroin addiction and she also has hepatitis C.

Craig [disappointed]

That’s a shame.

Katy [disappointed]

That’s a motherfucking shame. She was on nickelodeon the other day promoting an active drug free lifestyle.

Craig

That sweet beautiful polish voice will never sound the same to me…

Katy

But hey, people are people. I mean nobody is perfect…want her autograph?

Craig

Sure why not. Hey Katy where is Lindsey?

Katy

Oh Lindsey she’s smoking pot with Robe, Nolan, and Jessica.

Craig [stressed]

Do I really have to fight tonight?

Katy

Of course not sweety you don’t have to.

Craig phone vibrates.

He checks his phone and received a text from a spam phone number.

It’s a picture of a teepee flames. The text reads “Manifestation of a broken heart. DIE INJUN C**T!”

Craig is a bit disturbed but in order not to cause a scene he calmly calls the number back.

Craig waits as the phone rings.

Someone answers.

Caller [v.o]

Hello?

Craig [on the phone/pissed]

Listen here you m**********r, call me a motherfucking injun again and I will"

Caller [cutting off Craig/yelling]

NO YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU F*****G MONKEY! I’M GOING TO F*****G MURDER YOU, YOU GOT THAT YOU REDSKIN, HIDWEARING M**********R! I WILL F*****G KILL YOU, YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE! F**K WITH ME PUTO!

The caller hangs up.

Craig [v.o]

Injun? Puto?

Craig

Shay.

Katy [concerned]

You okay?

Craig [slowly putting phone in back pocket]

[casually] Yeah of course, why wouldn’t I be? [Forcibly smiling]

Katy [double checking]

You sure?

Craig [laughing]

Sweetheart come on, [smiling] I’m fine.

We suddenly hear a vibration from Craig’s pocket. He casually checks his text messages.

Craig [checking messages]

Everything is just…[becomes slightly disturbed].

Cuts to Craig’s cell phone with a photo of bullets with his name on it.

Craig [v.o]

Should I call the police…? Wait a minute f**k that, every time I call there either late or they get an attitude with me. F**k that s**t.

Katy

Craig what the f**k is up?

Craig

Huh?

Katy

It’s that psycho s**t again isn’t it?!

Craig

Well uh…yeah.

Katy

What happened?

Craig

Babe I-

Katy [concerned]

Craig don’t be ashamed to talk to be about your ex. I won’t look at you differently. Are you like…still into her?

Craig [snapping]

WHAT THE FU- THE F**K I LOOK LIKE?! F**K NO! THAT PSYCHO C**T ALMOST KILL"

Katy [trying to quiet down Craig]

Babe I know you're venting just don’t make a scene.

Craig

No. She is threatening my life and is sending me pictures of a tipi burning down. Do you know how racist this b***h is? One time I introduced her to my mom and she was wearing a jeans jacket and gave my mom a box of feathers for a gift.

Katy

What a f*****g c**t.

Craig [quietly angry]

Errrr! I just want to….ooooooh.

Katy

Hey give me your phone, let’s do something fun. Like what?

Craig’s phone vibrates again.

He checks it.

Craig [looking on cell phone]

Oh and here’s a picture of her sucking some dudes c**k.

The phone vibrates again.

Craig [getting grossed out]

What the f**k?

Katy

What? Let me see!

Katy goes behind Craig and is immediately shocked by the text message.

Katy [shocked]

OH MY"

Craig

No wonder she has clear skin.

Katy [utterly disgusted]

Ew what the f**k did you see in her?! That’s f*****g degrading!!

Craig [texting]

I don’t know but I’m forwarding these to her mother.

Katy

Get the f**k out of her you don’t have her mom’s number?!

Craig [nonchalantly texting]

Oh of course I do. We met briefly, she told me if I had any problems give her a text.

Katy

NIIIICEEEEEEEE! That was better than my idea.

Craig

What, like kissing in a picture?

Katy

No, turn your camera on.

Craig

Hmm… okay just sent. What are we doing a selfie?

Katy

Yep. Okay get ready to have the biggest smile ever okay?

Craig [smirking]

Okay.

Katy [sticking up middle finger]

Okay now like old myspace photos fingers up and cheese like the nineties!

The two take a selfie together of the couple smiling and flipping off the camera.

Cuts to the couple kissing each other.

Katy

Feel like a badass now?

Craig [blushing]

What?

Katy [giggling]

Craig are you blushing?!

Craig [covering his mouth]

What-no!

Katy [laughing]

Yeah you are, your cheeks are getting red.

Craig [v.o]

S**t… think of something to chance the subject.

Craig

So when are the fights starting?

Katy [v.o]

Oh no you don’t m**********r.

Katy

[quickly] in five minutes. You are f*****g blushing aren't you!

Craig [v.o]

S**t! Well played Companion.

Craig

Let’s go fight.

The two begin to walk into the warehouse

Katy

Oh me and you?

Craig

Nah.

Katy

Aww come on why not?

Craig

Well I don’t want to hurt you.

Katy

Oh pfft! Come on [nudging Craig] I can take a punch.

Cuts to Katy’s encounter in middle school in the bathroom.

Katy’s eye is being coughed in violently twice.

Cuts to the two walking and talking.

Craig

I’m pretty sure you can but I mean I just don’t hit girls. It’s not my thing.

Katy

Aw chivalrous are we?

Craig

It’s not even that. I don’t know… it’s just a moral code. I’ve just encountered some things and I don’t feel it’s the right thing for me to do.

Katy

Craig I’m not asking you to batter me, just a little spar that’s all.

Craig

You know what since your all talk little birdy why don’t you go and fight?

Katy [laughing]

S**t I don’t give a f**k. It’s a work out for me.

 

Cuts to the inside of a warehouse.

Song: Danger Zone by Big L.

Everyone from outside is now inside. The couple walks into a fight going on. Everyone is betting on each fighter.

Cuts to the fight. We see Alfred fighting a middle age Asian guy. The Asian guy is laying Alfred a very intense a*s whooping. The Asian guy starts bashing into Alfred chest then upper cuts him.

Cuts to a worm eye view of everyone looking down upon Alfred's cold unconscious body.

Asian Guy [looking down on Alfred's motionless body]

Aw s**t.

Referee [checking Alfred's pulse]

Damn, you didn't have to kill him.

Asian Guy [concerned]

It was a accident, I swear. 

Referee [searching through Alfred's wallet]

It's okay, the son of a b***h owed me five dollars anyway. [pulls out 2,000 dollars] looks like today is my lucky day.

© 2015 Cahjli Symes


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Very compelling. Darren just cracks me up. He's sitting there spewing the "f-word" everywhere he can fit it in and then he's going to be all like, "I heard the f-word." I mean really, what the f**k lol.
Great write!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Cahjli Symes

10 Years Ago

lol thank you he actually said that because he almost suspected more than just Craig in the car so h.. read more
Wynter Page

10 Years Ago

Totally like a dad lol
Cahjli Symes

10 Years Ago

mission accomplished XD
This is probably my favorite by you, the characters seem really real to me! The dialogue sounds like actual conversation, good job!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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