The Greatest AccessoriesA Story by A.C. JonesA father tries to teach his son how to get a girlMy teenage son has
had crushes before. I can count a number
of times when I caught him staring wide-eyed at girl oblivious to everything
around him. This time was
different. I arrived at Jon’s school a
little early to pick him up. Having been a teenage boy myself, I knew to park
as inconspicuously as possible. He walked out of the entrance with a group of
friends who truly looked like a bunch of mischievous delinquents, but while
they were joking around, my son was focused on one thing. That one thing that had captured his
attention was about five foot four inches with dark brown hair and a presence
about her that seemed enchanting. Her group
of friends was not as playful as the boys.
None of the girls even gave a glance over to them. I could tell that Jon longed to go talk to
her, but the moment was gone quickly as she disappeared into the exiting school
crowd. I was sure that many moments had
been missed leaving Jon one step further away from getting to know this
girl. “She’s pretty,” I
stated as we pulled away from the school.
Jon quickly looked at me in horror. “Who is
pretty?” “The girl you were
staring at. Brown hair. Beautiful smile.” Jon groaned. Mentally, he was already refusing to talk to
me about the issue. I didn’t press the
issue. Our relationship was an open one;
and since his mom was no longer in the picture, we had grown even closer. We were about five minutes from home when he
sighed. “She doesn’t even
know I exist.” “What’s her name?”
“Emily. She’s really nice, but she hangs out with a
bunch of snobs.” “Have you talked
to her?” That questioned elicited a
laugh. Obviously, talking with her was
out of the question. I pulled the car up
to our flat and put it in park. “Jon, do
you really like her that much.” “I guess,” he
shrugged. “No. No shrugging.
Honestly,” I said raising my eyebrow. He slowly nodded. “Okay, then I
will make you a deal. If you listen to
me, I can guarantee you a date with her by the fall dance.” “The fall dance!”
Jon’s reaction was part disbelief and part nervousness. I nodded.
Jon shook his head. “That’s only three
weeks away.” “And I have a plan
for each week,” I said. “Here’s my
deal. If she goes with you as her date,
you owe me whatever chores I need you to do for a month. Any chores.” “And if she
doesn’t? Am I’m just going to live my life in shame?” “No, son. If my plan doesn’t work, when you get your
license in a few months, I will get you a car.”
Our agreement
commenced right away. I started the car
and drove to the nearest shopping mall. Growing up, I remember going shopping with my dad for brand new clothes. All of my friends wanted the latest and
coolest things, but I wanted to clothes that turned heads. It was the secret to being seen as more than
just a school boy. Jon, at the moment,
was just seen as a schoolboy. Emily
needed to see more than that in order for this plan to work. “There is a phrase
that goes ‘dress to impress’. No one can
impress 1% of the people 100% of the time.
Son, you need to learn to dress to de-stress. When you dress nice and know you look good,
you feel better. You worry less about
appearance. No one can tell you any
different than how you know you feel.” The next day was
the first football match for the school, and it was Jon’s first leg of our plan. In between school and the match, most of the
students hung around the field or at cafés around the school until the match
began. Jon knew that Emily and her friends
hung out at Maggie’s. I’m not sure how
it happened, but Jon walked into Maggie’s dressed in a slim gray blazer with
dark blue jeans and a white shirt with a dark blue tie. The goal was for him to
walk in, say hi to Emily, and sit at a table near the girls without saying
anything else. Not only would Jon stand
out at the casual hangout because of his attire, but he would evoke curiosity
in Emily. After several minutes, Jon
stood up and left giving only Emily a nod and a smile. “What was supposed
to happen?” Jon asked me that night. “I
expected her to run after me or at least find me at the football game.” “Jon, what most
boys don’t understand is that the greatest accessory you wear is patience. Act desperate and rushed, and you'll look desperate and
rushed. You know you look good; now own that.”
For the next week,
Jon made sure that everything he wore was sharp and crisp. Every time he passed by Emily, he made sure
to either say ‘hi’ or give her a nod and a smile. But something else happened; something that I
was hoping for. The group of boys that
Jon hung around with started to notice a difference in Jon’s appearance and
attitude. They also noticed something that Jon did not. Students and teachers
around the school were noticing Jon, too. Slowly, they started to change their
look and attire to mimic his. “When you go to
the match today make sure that you sit near her group,” I told him one
morning. “And bring a jacket-a nice
comfortable one. You know what you need to dress yourself, but now you need to
pay attention to what you need to dress her.
Being a gentleman is a lost art.
Most men wait to be asked to be one; a real man does it with no
hesitation.” Jon did as I
suggested. His group of friends cheered and paid attention to the field. Jon paid attention to Emily and waited until
he saw her shiver a little. Without
hesitation, he moved over to her. “I noticed you
seemed a little cold,” Jon said while taking off his jacket. “Here.” He didn’t wait for
her to respond, but simply wrapped the jacket around her shoulders and moved
back to his seat. After the match, Emily
approached him. “You didn’t have
to give me your jacket,” she said softly. “I don’t think anyone has ever done
that for me.” “I just thought
you might want something to keep you warm,” Jon smiled. Emily nodded and returned the smile. She gave the jacket back and started to turn
back to her friends who Jon now noticed were looking at her and
whispering. Emily bounced once on her
tip-toes before turning back to Jon again. “Okay, so, I’m
really nervous about this,” she admitted, “but my friends told me that I
shouldn’t be a coward and just ask you.” “Ask me?” It still wasn’t registering in Jon’s mind as
Emily stood there nervously trying to piece words together. “Yeah. You’re so--well, I figured you would already
have a date to the fall dance, but if you don’t yet,” Emily bit her lip. Jon put a finger to his lips. This was the signal I had told him to wait
for. Patience had won out. “Jon, always make
her feel like she is the most coveted accessory that you want,” I had told
him. “You’ll always win that way.” There he was with
his finger on his lips. Emily stopped
talking and waited. Jon took a deep breath. “Emily, I actually
wouldn’t want to go to this dance with any girl but you.” So, did my plan
work? Let’s just say that Jon had plenty
of time to spend with Emily outside of the many chores I had been writing down
for him to complete since the beginning. The car did come eventually, but what my son gained first was the greater gift. © 2016 A.C. JonesAuthor's Note
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