Those Damn Cows

They stand in their paddocks

chewing the cud

contentedly

plotting to kill the world

like megalomaniac’s 

of methane;

We stand in our concrete jungles

chewing the fat

smugly

literally killing the world

with wanton need and greed

amidst our polluting stench

of bullshit;

So, yeah

our world is overripe

and truly cooked

and it’s all the damn cows

fault.