The Modern Day Legend of Hawkeye O’LearyA Poem by Delancey M.A tribute to a friend, and his uneventful days of working at the local supermarket.The Modern Day Legend of Hawkeye O’Leary Began it did in the grocery store One rainy day, in 2004 The store, nearly empty Aside from destruction Those who were there Remember not but obstruction
While most the employees Were standing disputing, Whose lunch-break it was not A burglar stood looting Their registers, stealing the lot
But Hawkeye O’Leary One heck of a daring employee Without so much as a thought Lashed out at the burglar Throwing a bagel at the criminal’s head Throwing it like a ninja star The bagel hit the burglar, And down he went, unconscious Not dead He hit the floor Just as the cops, showed up at the door
None could believe Good ole Hawkeye O’Leary Was the hero of the store that day So instead they awarded The good ole employee award to Hannah-May Who wasn't as sharp as a butter knife © 2010 Delancey M. |
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Added on April 4, 2010 Last Updated on April 4, 2010 AuthorDelancey M.MAAboutNot much to say, but perhaps thats just my opinion and not truly a fact. I have a tendency towards dark humor, and sometimes it splits off freakishly to one or the other sides of that. humor or dark.... more..Writing
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