Save Your Cherry

As for men, 

happy wife

happy life. 

That saying is not bullshit

that s**t is real life. 

If your woman is miserable

you better watch out

you’re either in big trouble

or she’s thinking of a way out.

For I no longer have the time or patience

to teach boys lessons 

they’ll grow and learn on their own

I’m done with messing.

For the next person I’ll be with 

will be the one that I marry 

I’m done with all these fuckboys

my ice-cream don’t need your cherry.

Reviews

[Brent]

Humorous take with all-to-real implications for men! Yes, if you have to teach a man how to be a good partner, then the relationship is probably doomed. Good to know that the nice guys still have a chance!

Very relatable poem!