Woof Woof

A Poem by Glee

Once upon a time
I was strolling in the woods
And I saw a pack of wolves

Drooling with saliva
Growling with fury
Daring me into fear

Terrified as I was
I got frozen
Careful,
They mustn’t see my panic
So I jeered on

Wolf Wolf
Wear them down

Woof Woof
Waffle them up

Wolf Wolf
Wash them off

Woof Woof
Whoosh them away

Wolf Wolf
Squash them out

Woof Woof
Let’s go get those lambs

Wolf Wolf
Let’s go scoff those lambs

What?
You aren’t getting lambs dressed like that
Don’t be a dumb wolf
Put on some sheep’s clothing, wolf

You’re the big bad wolf
In the dark scary woods
Nobody’s buying it wolf
They aren’t falling for it, wolf

You want to go hungry tonight?
Don’t want to get lucky tonight?
Now put on some sheep’s clothing, wolf
Be a smart wolf

Woof Woof
Let’s go get those lambs

Wolf Wolf
Let’s go scoff those lambs

What?
You aren’t getting lambs talking like that
Don’t be a dumb wolf
Now repeat after me
Baa Baa Baa Baa
Baa Baa Baa Baa

Good
Now let’s go get that shepherd boy who cried wolf

Wolf, Wolf
Help, Help

You crazy boy?
There aren’t any wolves in this area

Wolf, Wolf
Help, Help

You sick boy?
There aren’t any wolves out here

I’m a lamb, I’m a lamb
Come get me, Come get me

I’m a lamb, I’m a lamb
Come play, Come play

Whoosh
Swash
Squash
Scoff