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My computer has crashed!
What shall I do?
What shall I do?

My system has melted!
Where shall I go?
How shall I run?

All of my files were open
All of my work was broken
All of my life was wrote on
Now all my time has frozen

What shall I do?
What shall I do?

This is online live support
In case of any report
Call 0800 7632
Or call 0800 7634

This is live rescue
In case of any hassle
Just call 0800 7632
Or call 0800 7634

Day or Night
Near or Far
We are here for the rescue
We are there for the curfew
This is online live support

Computer crash
System melt
Bring in the live support
Call in the live rescue
Day or night
Far or near
They’re there for the release
They’re open to the hassle

This is online live support
What is your query?
What is your problem?
What are your requirements?

Oh my God!
Oh my God!

My computer has crashed
What shall I do?
What shall I do?

My systems have hushed
Where shall I go?
How shall I run?

Bring down a hammer
Don’t forget the mallet
Bash it as it crashes
Smash it till it talks

Calm down!
No need to start a panic

Hash now!
No need to call 911

Be easy!
No need for the police

What do you see now?

I sense a lingering danger
I smell a closing encounter
I see a big red sign
It says be careful
System dangerously low on resources
Processes stretched dangerously close to the limit
Press any key to delete your hard drive
And resume your work in peace

My computer has crashed
Oh my God!
Oh my God!

What shall I do?
What shall I do?

This is online live support
No need to panic
No need to call 911

It’s just a temporary glitch
It’s just a minor slip
Be calm now
Let’s talk you through it
Stay alert now
Let’s help you through it

What shall I do?
What shall I do?

That’s one of the MI76 Trojan Backdoor Horses
Renowned for its vicious wickedness
Like a stubborn worm
It reproduces in your system hierarchies
Hard to find and yet hard to kill
It spreads like a hurricane
It corrupts your system files
It implements remote instructions
It promotes process intrusions
It infects your working files
It destroys your archived libraries
It monitors your current activities
And sends remote reports of your private information
And some times erases your primary directories

Oh my God!
Oh my God!

What shall I do?
What shall I do?

This is online live support
No need to start a panic
No need to make a scene

Check your parallel pots
Reboot your system mode
Reconfigure the unit’s setup
Scan for corrupted DLLs
Repair the infected libraries
Reboot in safe mode

What’s a parallel pot?
How’s the parallel pot set?
What’s a system boot?
How’s the system reboot?
What’s the setup?
How’s the setup reconfigured?

You’re supposed to know what to do
You’re supposed to know what is right
You’re supposed to lead me in the right direction
You’re the online live support

This is online live support
No need to panic
No need to call 911

Just be there till we get there
Just sit there till we reach there
Don’t touch anything
Don’t brush anything
We’re coming to the rescue

Waiting
Hoping
Wanting

When?
Where?
How long?

My computer has crashed
Oh my God!
Oh my God!

What shall I do?
What shall I do?

Kitty cries for me
She mews for my sake
She leaps onto the keyboard
She ruins my last hope
Bored, yawning, stretching

No kitty, don’t!
The screensaver hides
My work reappears
I’m back in business
And it takes a cat to fix it