My ex gets an extreme makeover

My ex gets an extreme makeover

I loved my ex
But how unattractive she was

She worked as a crime scene investigator
But if you saw her you would think she was the victim of a crime scene

Then she worked in a call center where no one would see her
So no one would feel pity on her

But now she attends dance classes and goes for dinner parties
Shes confident and radiant
Shes beautiful on the inside and the outside
You wouldn't even recognize her

This is what the doctor told her on her first appointment

So what makes you feel bad about yourself?

Everything
My hair is falling out
My breasts are drooping
My teeth are crooked
My eyes are squinting
My nose is too pointy and has a hump
My eyebrows are swollen
My lips are too thin
My cheeks are too puffy
My stomach is too big
My thighs are too big
My skin is patchy
My chin is too small

Thats alright. In the end you'll look absolutely gorgeous.

We'll get you a prosthetic wig
We'll get you breast implants
Lip implants
Chin implants

We'll get you a tummy tuck
We'll get you brand new teeth

We'll do cheek liposuction
Thigh liposuction
Arm liposuction

We'll do skin grafting
Eyeball realignment
Eyebrow tattooing

We'll get you some prosthetic eyelashes

We'll give your eyebrows a nice feminine curve
Then we'll get rid of the hump on your nose
And make your nose less pointy

You'll look great