Oops

I knew a blond once who couldn't drive

She was so blond
She thought a gas pedal could work as a brake pedal

She was so blond
She thought the rear view mirror was good for checking out her hair style

She was so blond
She couldn't tell the left from the right side of the road

She was so blond
She couldn't tell the front from the rear of the car

She was so blond
She couldn't tell the drive gear from the reverse gear on a gearbox

She was so blond
She couldn't tell a red light from a green light on a traffic light

Getting in and out of the highway was a nightmare
Never seeming to get the timing quite right

Getting in and out of a parking space was a crisis
Never seeming to have quite enough space
Always seeking to widen the gap
By knocking the cars while in between

She was so blond she'd failed a dozen driving tests
No instructors could get in anymore instructions

But she'd gotten a new ride
A brand new posh convertible
Time to show off to all of her friends
Take them out for a spin
A free one way ticket to heaven

Unfortunately all of her friends were blond
So no one knew any better

Her instructors had all quit on her
But she was no quitter
She'd now show them all

It was really alright
Whenever she committed a traffic offense
She'd just say 'Oops'
And the problem would go away

She thought everyone on the road was out to get her
But they were just trying to teach her how to drive

Beep Beep
Get out of the way blond

Beep Beep
Move blond

Beep Beep
Can't you see the stop sign blond?

And she'd just give them the finger
And say F**k off

Time to show them all
Take the new car for a test drive

So she was on the road
And grazed another automobile's body
Screech
Oops
And she moved on

So she was on the road
And knocked out an automobile's indicator light
Scratch
Oops
And she moved on

So she was on the road
And splashed a paddle of mad on a cyclist
Splash
Oops
And she moved on

So she was on the road
And drove over a pedestrian
Who was later hospitalized
And rendered unconscious
In critical condition
Kubang
Oops