The Wizard's Wand

A Poem by Glee

Watch me wise men
I have got the wizard's wit
I posses the wizard's whip
I am now the wary wizard
I am now the fairy wizard
But I am no wicked wizard

Behold, the power of God is in my hands
I have got the wizard's wand
Holding out my arm
I reach out with my wonderful stick

Be careful though
I am the wary wizard
For he who holds the wand becomes the wizard

But I am not pleased for the world is formless and desolate
Behold, the power of God is in my hands

Let there be light from which to see
And light appeared

Let there be sky from which to fly
And the sky appeared

Let there be land from which to stand
And land appeared

Let there be plants from which to feed
And the plants appeared

Let there be lights in the sky from which to gaze and tell
And the moon, the stars and the sun appeared

Let there be animals to fill and enrich the world
And the animals appeared

Let there be humans like me to rule over all
And the humans appeared

Once the invisible human
Now the wary wizard
For I posses the wizard's wand

Everybody wants the wizard's wand
For he who possesses the wand becomes the wizard
He who becomes the wizard moves the world

Alas I must not release the wizard's wand
It shall not leave my wary sight
I shall trust no one with my sacred stick
For it is my hope and livelihood
For it is my life and solace

How I shall love my wonderful wand
The two of us shall be inseparable
For thou shalt not come between us
For with you I can have whatever I want

But what truly is the wizard's wand

Everybody down
Hes got a gun

No its a remote silly

Flipping through the channels
I've got the control in my hands

Watch how my world changes
All I do is click and it flips

From the gruesome global news
To the touching soap operas

From the informative world of the reality channel
To the ground sweeping world of fantasy romance movies

Watch how my world changes
For I have the wizard's wand

Just click and it flips

Channel bored
See how they're all entertaining

Channel ignorant
See how they're getting informative

Channel happy
See how they're all rejoicing

Channel angry
They're all quiet and comforting now

Just click and it flips
Watch how my world changes

I want to rearrange my living room
Let this go here and that go there
Just click and it flips

I want all the music in here
And all the girls in there
Just click and it flips

I want a change in my wardrobe
And a change in my wheels
Just click and it flips

I want a change in my style
And a change in my looks
Just click and it flips

Watch how my world changes

I must have the wizard's wand
I am nothing without the wizard's stick

Its amazing
But what truly is the wizard's wand
What is it that gives the wizard his fairy powers

Is it money or is it sex
Is it wisdom or is it words
Is it beauty or is it love
Is it skill or is it knowledge
Is it technology or is it charm
Is it a career or is it a hobby

Thou shalt not let go of thy wand
For thy wand is thy life
The beginning and the end