He come across a traumatic tale,
Is it true or just a rumour?
But none a tale, can ever fail,
His immodest courage. The Aka Manto,
Too can be a subject of humour.
My School mate, with unfortunate fate,
To relieve himself, went in.
A question echoed as he closed the gate,
"Which toilet paper- red or blue?"
That brought spikes on his skin.
Eminent for his wit, a plan he knit,
Replied vigorously to the vulpine voice,
"You lost your way a little-bit,
Left Japan and afflicted this land.
Now, don't leave till you rejoice."
He told, after hearing the school knolls,
"None in this amazing country,
Use your precious toilet rolls,
A mug of water is more than enough!"
On hearing this, eftsoons the voice flee.