My attempt at a burlesque

Burlesque: Poetry that treats a serious subject as humor.

Did you know

That he is a terrorist?

He is about to

Blow this

 

Town into bits

He lost his wits

Many years ago

In the toilet they had to go

 

“I AHM A TERRERIST!”

The crazy man says

“ANY OF YOUS MOVE,

A’LL BLOW OFF YOUR HEADS!”

 

“A HAPPEN TO HAUV

A NUCKLEAR BOMB

OH NO!” this man says

“I FORGET TO CALL ME MOM!”

 

So, this insane terrorist goes to

Call his mommy

Like a

big baby

 

HAHAHEHEHAHAHEHEHOHOHARHAR

Author's Note

yet again for that same project

Reviews

[Mauricio Montoya]

not bad, I like it nice job, well done.

[Coyote Poetry]

I like this poem. A happy terrorist would make a wild and crazy movie. I like the part of calling mom. Thank you for the fun poem to read tonight.
Coyote