Old Man Wilber

Bit o' nonsense for the kiddies

Old Man Wilbur

Say Old Man Wilbur wont you sing your song?
he once had a cat that sang tweet tweet
now his cow howls “jabalabadingdong!”

He never had Nintendo and he still plays pong
He wont wear his sneakers cause he likes dirty feet
Say Old Man Wilbur wont you sing your song?

they say he had a girlfriend but she’s long gone
And ain’t it weird that he enjoys raw meat?
now his cow howls “jabalabadingdong!”

if he got a new pet it’d be King Kong
he keeps a unicycle in his backseat
Say Old Man Wilbur wont you sing your song?

Wouldn’t fight your brother though he’s ten times as strong
He used to be commander of a whole navy fleet
now his cow howls “jabalabadingdong!”

He always looks tired, but you’ll never see him yawn
He’s the type of guy everyone wants to greet
Say Old Man Wilbur wont you sing your song?
 

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Reviews

[Zahra]

a fun read. Enjoyable and funny

[Ben]

Funny! Good job!