Damn That Musk Stinks

It takes a man of genius to travel in his own country, in his native village; to make any progress between his door and his gate. - Thoreau

i bought some new car called a tesla and drove it home

a few days later, i stopped at the gas station

tried to fill it up but there was no way to do it

that guy, elon, should stick to making cologne

Author's Note

"The science of Humboldt is one thing, poetry is another thing. The poet to-day, notwithstanding all the discoveries of science, and the accumulated learning of mankind, enjoys no advantage over Homer." - Thoreau

Reviews

[keith]

i lov good satire!
however your comment is wrong!
elon the peon is NOT runnin the country
turdboy donnie ain't runnin the country either

neither got what they demanded of the house ! HA!
take that asshats with money!

the horror show don't start till 1/20 at noon and not 1 second before!
oh yea! fuk trump fuk elon fuk ramadamafofama fefifotrauma!

hurrah for humbolt!

good choice music video!

[Pete]

thanks for sharing keith. as the old saying goes, politics makes strange bedfellows.

[John the Baptist]

I don't think I've ever seen a Tesla. After reading this, I feel fortunate.

[Pete]

i increasingly see quite a few here in massachuetts these days. oin the news there have been reports of people's children being locked in them when the battery is dead and nothing works - not even the door openers but supposedly they have corrected that now.

[Gee]

Lol.
He's to busy sticking his oar into the affairs of Britain so has no time to do owt else but kneel at the altar of ridiculousness and blow the great orange baby that is Trump

[Pete]

at least he keeps himself busy eh? thanks for weighing in gee.

[ETERNITY]

Hi Pete, dang, you look good.
The Musk quip was enjoyable and cute but relevant. I wonder what he's up to...or down to.
The music, not what I usually listen to but I get into it.
Good to finally see you.

[Pete]

apparently elon is running the country now as trump's goto guy. i guess he got tired of messing with twitter. i think al dimeola is amazing. that whole album is very cool.

[ETERNITY]

I'll check it out on youtbe

[Pete]

....👍....

[ETERNITY]

He is a brilliant guitarist...Idk what Trump and Musk are doing. I just read Trump is going to get rid of Musk...Of course it's true...It's the internet..hehe

[Pete]

yes brilliant. truth is stranger than fiction. you can't make this stuff up. as they say, politics makes strange bedfellows.

[ETERNITY]

Such a wise knight you are, Sir Pete.

[Pete]

i dub thee lady glenda.

[ETERNITY]

my friends just call me G. But I'm honored, Pete. Gosh, I feel like we just met but we've known each other a while

[Pete]

lady G sounds better sort of like lady gaga.

[ETERNITY]

Okay...Now I see the real you.

[Thomas W Case]

Brilliant. Wow, just wow.

[Pete]

LOL. thanks twc and merry christmas buddy.

[Thomas W Case]

you as well.

[Samuel Dickens]

Indeed. I think he should stay far away from everything except for perfecting his jumps. Right now, he can clear an armadillo, but with further practice, might make over a turkey. Oh, the poor embarrassed musk deer! Surely a name change is called for.

[Pete]

LOL. careful what we say, he's running the country now as trump's right hand man.

[Samuel Dickens]

Yeah, the trump inquisition might take us away.

[Pete]

better the devil you know ...