Jack And Jill

I meet his servant come to draw water for his master, and our buckets as it were grate together in the same well. The pure Walden water is mingled with the sacred water of the Ganges. - Thoreau

jack and jill went up the hill

to fetch their amazon package

jack fell down when he realized that the same address existed in a different town

as jill told him to stop messing around

up jack got when he knew he ought not

as fast as he could caper although he had trouble breathing because he was a vaper

went to bed under a giant bedspread

smiling as he silently thanked his draper

jill came in with another bottle of gin

to try and get him plastered

mother vex'd did whip out a text

to jill for entering the wrong zip code and causing the whole disaster

Author's Note

“The tops of mountains are among the unfinished parts of the globe, whither it is a slight insult to the gods to climb and pry into their secrets, and try their effect on our humanity. Only daring and insolent men, perchance, go there.” - Thoreau