Up or Down?

Up or Down?

A Poem by Re-Pete
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A satire on the relationship between men and women.

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Image result for man and woman at toiletImage result for man and woman at toilet

Which of you rules the land?
When it's time to go, who takes a stand?
Is it the king or the queen who sits on that throne?
Is the matter perhaps, best left alone?
When you are together, who leads the dance?
Is it the one with the dress or the one with the pants?
Who is it exactly that leads the band?
Is it the one who must sit or the one who can stand?
Are you particular regarding your undercarriage?
It's quite possible this could save your marriage.

Is it the guy or the gal who calls the shots?
When you enter not knowing, does it leave you in knots?
When it's up and not down does it make you frown?
Does it change position when you're not around?
What do you do when it's down and not up?
Do you contemplate an angry  breakup?
When you get into the car, who is it that drives?
When you don't get your way, do you feel deprived?
Are you partners or is one in control?
Who's in charge of that porcelain bowl?

When it comes to that fixture, is one of you a fanatic?
They have one now, that is automatic.
It comes with a sensor to help get it right.
Do you think that would eliminate the need to fight?
There is no reason to not have your way.
They even have one that will give you a spray.
They also have one you control with a pedal.
The one who wins gets a toilet-tissue medal.

They have one with an electric control pad.
Neither of you should walk away flushed or mad.
If things get cold, they have one that's heated.
That way neither feels left out or cheated.
Between the two of you, who wears the crown?
Should the seat be left up, or should it be let down?

© 2016 Re-Pete


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I enjoyed every line of this write! The rhythm and rhyme is flawless and helped make the poem flow easily. You have asked questions every couple eventually needs to answer in order to keep things harmonious in the relationship. The humor is very clever! Lydi**

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

thanks Lydi. that's very sweet of you to say. much appreciated. best regards.



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Very entertaining this is written in such an artistic way that it has a rhythm, like a song. Your message here is also melodic through out. You have me thinking. I like to believe that we coexist in a balance of give and take. Naturally, only one can lead that leaves the other to follow. The smarter of the other half may know how to lead and Rule without the official title. Great job, thank you.

Sheer Terror

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

thanks for such a thoughtful review. much appreciated.
Lol.. you did it again Pete...the rhyming is perfect and the topic very funny and thought provoking. ..this is a gem..
Toilet tissue medal ...he he he...just hillarious!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

thanks Hebe. you're too much. if you laughed, then it makes me laugh. we need to laugh in this wo.. read more
Haha a clever witty funny write. I think the answer lies in having two bathrooms, his and hers lol. Apart from that, in my house outnumbered, it stays down!!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

Lol. so the queens rule in your house! thank you andrew.
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Lol...entertaining and so well crafted! Nice easy flowing rhyme! Great piece Pete. Starz x

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

thank you Starz. I would have acknowledged your review sooner, but please forgive me - I was stuck.. read more
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8 Years Ago

Lol...........
I enjoyed every line of this write! The rhythm and rhyme is flawless and helped make the poem flow easily. You have asked questions every couple eventually needs to answer in order to keep things harmonious in the relationship. The humor is very clever! Lydi**

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

thanks Lydi. that's very sweet of you to say. much appreciated. best regards.
Funny, entertaining, great feelings conveyed and full of great questions. This is very creative writing. I really enjoyed the read!

"The one who wins gets a toilet-tissue medal." Lol


Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

thanks CVD. Had a lot of fun with this one. appreciate your read.
Cyprian Van Dyke

8 Years Ago

You're welcome! :)
Packed with loveliness and laughter in the truth of matters and the struggle between the sexes and who will be ruling on the toilet. An excellent one, Pete...:)..........

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

thank you kindly sir. as I say, I had a lot of fun with this despite the serious matter of relation.. read more
Sami Khalil

8 Years Ago

You are welcome muchly. ...::)))))
Lol - required reading in the waiting rooms of all marriage guidance offices methinks. It certainly makes one ponder.
I loved the undercarriage musings - too funny...
in Texas hold 'em this is what is called a royal flush !! ;)


Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

8 Years Ago

Is that the guys who sit on the roof of the Rolls Royce washing the screen in the rain... my word sh.. read more
Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

hahahahahahaha - 'undercarriage' not screen
Tony Jordan

8 Years Ago

Lmao - too funny
yeah, I bet she has them multi-tasking - "One has to clean one's carriages .. read more
Thank you for sharing this writing. I have read many jokes on this topic but putting it across artistically is a novel thought. Gave me a laugh. Good one.

Posted 8 Years Ago


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Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

thank you so much Queen. if I can make just one person laugh, then it was worth it. despite being .. read more
Diamond

8 Years Ago

Indeed there is. You are welcome.
Very funny Pete! I have a solution, but it might not be for everyone; we each get our own throne!!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

Come on now, be practical. I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type.
D Connolly

8 Years Ago

No, seriously, I fell in the other night (terrible way to wake all the way up at 2am BTW) and so I t.. read more
Re-Pete

8 Years Ago

OMG. you're too much.

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