This is weird

You are with me tonight 

The colors seem more bright 

An angel near my ear whispers 

"She is the one! This is so right" 

The devil pops in 

"You are high son, she ain't the one" he quips 

And after I vomit on the carpet 

After I sober up 

I realize "she" was some fat dude 

Holding a beer cup 

I was so drunk 

I felt he was the one 

Just cuz he looked at me and said 

"Wassup my homie Jason?"