Get your entrepreneurial bull s**t here; as seen on teevee!

Food for thought; I'm buying.

If I held a newborn infant in one hand

and a zygote in a petri dish in the other,

which would a pro-lifer tell me to drop when given a choice?

And after said choice was made, 

how would they try to explain away

their utter hypocrisy? 

But more importantly,

who gave me the fetus and the child?

And a follow-up: 

Do they want them back?

Author's Note

This poem is meant to make a point in a light-hearted manner- I apologize for offending anyone.