Dinosaur Limericks

About dinosaurs!

Dinosaurs are my friends. Until they bite me, the fun never ends. When
they bite me, I kill them all. Damn you, dinosaurs!

Diplodocus had a stoke-us all on a summer's day. Said Diplodocus while
he choked-us, "halph mai phace iz knumb."

Tyranosaurus-Rex had unprotected sex on the plain plain plain, while
watering the dilly, poor T-rex's willy throbbed with pain pain pain,
"I tried to get some coochie but my ding-dong's flat and squoochy, so
I guess I'll just eat them all instead."