One Hump or two Todays idiocy

poem

 

 

One hump or two?

 

Three little girls who all unwary

 went for a ride on a dromedary.

Raced across the desert sands.

The camel only understands

 commands given in Arabic.

The rolling motion made them sick.

 A racing camel of a sort

this evil creature was no sport.

The girls were never seen again

which caused their parents bitter pain.

Please hearken to my wise advice

 if you feel like some exercise.

 Take my tip don’t be contrary

never trust a dromedary.

If you must ride, ride your bike.

 Camels do just as they like

Wise young ladies do not choose

 to ride on creatures who refuse

to accept theirs riders rules.

Though some girls still do: Silly fools.

 

16-Mar-08

Reviews

[Tomás Ó C..]

An enjoyable read!!!

[Ricohard]

I thoroughly enjoyed the rythm!
It sounds like one of those crazy lullabies.
Once again thoroughly enjoyed!

[Ani Ashford]

hehe... love this. It goes without saying that this could apply to any age.

"Wise young ladies do not choose
to ride on creatures who refuse
to accept theirs riders rules.
Though some girls still do: Silly fools."