Breakfast with Sam OT

this was done in simple fun for Crowley Breakfast with OT. Loosely based off Dr. Seuss book Green Eggs and ham

I do not know what are green eggs and ham

Said Sam OT that is who I am

I have not seen them on a train

Nor have I seem them on a plane

I have not tasted them on my tongue

Their color makes me want to run

They look like mildewed eggs

Causing shakes to begin in my legs

Can i please have toast with tea

Was his simple inquiring plea

We do not serve plain toast

Only with green eggs, was her boast

We don't serve tea unless with ham

Now eat your dish or scram.

Reviews

[Coyote Poetry]

A nice re-write on a old story. I like how you told the tale. The movement of words made the poem fun to read. Never eat anything that is green that is a food. Except for a few vegetables. A very good ending to a excellent poem.
Coyote

[Robin]

LOL , this is great ! as OT would say Ha!

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Delightfully refreshing

[OT]

LOL!! hilarious haha I seriously don't know what green eggs are? they sound grim! ha - love the rhyme - very Seuss like whimsy coupled with Hadaka's addition - nice! ha

[Marie Anzalone]

You know... my ex-BF's father actually served him eggs and ham once, dyed green with food coloring. He's never been the same since. And now I will have this image in my head all day thanks to you.

[Amanda Dawn Sanderson-G..]

Hahahahaha... you were so humorous that Hadaka had to add to it, which makes it even greater! I didn't expect such silly child-like play with your poem, but it fits so perfectly and I like this silly side of you. ;P

[Bare Bohemian]

Please oh please, Sam OT
listen to my humble plea
if I swim across the sea
will you eat green eggs with me
would you
could you
Sam OT

[Larry Dyson]

Comically great...

[Kerry O'Connor]

LOL!!
Priceless Kristina
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