An Ode To Burberry And My Favourite Lager

Rihanna is s**t anyway...

When the sun shines I need a Carling,

When me lass shouts I say “Calm it darling”,

All she needs is 20 Regal,

We’re both 17 so I think it’s legal,

I love my Carling more than ever,

Me and my cans are together forever,

On occasion I have affairs with Stella,

Just because I’m such a sexy fella,

Fella, fella, ay, ay, ay,

You all know that I'm top fella,

Fella, fella, ay, ay, ay,

Prod ya mam with her umbrella,

Ella, ella, ay, ay, ay,

Carling makes me piss go yella,

Yella, yella, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay...

 

In the night time I want a Carling,

Guy in the shop says I’m looking sterling,

Buy a few cans and grams of green,

And I’ll bang me lass somewhere in between,

Cos I can go deeper than a submarine,

As long as its warm, wet, tight and clean,

I might even give her a can of Stella,

Cos I’m just a f*****g dead nice fella,

Fella, fella, ay, ay, ay,

You all know that I'm top fella,

Fella, fella, ay, ay, ay,

Prod ya mam with her umbrella,

Ella, ella, ay, ay, ay,

Carling makes me piss go yella,

Yella, yella, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay...

Author's Note

Dedicated to Zak Barker, thanks for making work experience so memorable and tipsy...

Reviews

[Peeves=Beast]

i found this a disruption to my duty of being so beast. GAYDICKTWATFUCHHEAD!

[Jimmy Toots]

"Cos I can go deeper than a submarine, as long as its warm, wet, tight and clean" Genius

[£15 + A S**t BJ]

f*****g hell :L haven't watched them in ages sid :P i'll have to change the title :P

[BigDaddySiddle]

it's MC Burberry, not devvo, but good notchers!

[Smokey]

exsquisite, truly moving....fancy some drugs?