Monkeyshines

A true story of a poo-flinging monkey

“Monkeyshines”

 

If you do

Go to the zoo

Be sure to read the signs

 

A good idea

To know the rules

To cover your behind

 

I saw one sign

At the gorilla cage

When I was a wee lad

 

“Beware of splash”

Said the gorilla’s sign

He must splash when he gets mad

 

That gorilla shat

Into his hand

Threw it through the air

 

It landed with

A squishy splash

In some old blue hair’s blue hair

 

So if you do

Go to the zoo

Be sure to heed the signs

 

And if you do

Go to the zoo

Beware of monkeyshines

 

Reviews

[Stephanie]

Haha! Clever and funny. I loved it! I'll make sure to watch myself the next time I'm at a zoo :)

[SupermarketZombies]

Hehe great use of rhythm and clever too.