The Result of Thinking for One's Self

Next, please.

Ah steady now.

This won't hurt.

It's just a shot

To keep you full of 

Vitamins and minerals.

Don't worry.

This blue pill is for your mind

This green one for your soul

And this pinkish liquid for your body.

Take them in that order.

They taste bitter but they will help.

Now hold still

It's only a little personal grooming.

In no time you'll be just like us again.

All the bad thoughts will be forgotten.

Yes, promise.

Please let me shave your head.

We must know your serial number

Because if you end up back here 

We will have to give you the black pill.

No one wants that.

Now you're good as new.

Please, Have a nice day.