I'm a Geometry!

A different perspective on talking to girls! haha

I don't mean to be obtuse,
but isosceles you the other day
and I think you're kind acute!
I hope my approach is the right angle,
but if I come off oblique let me triangle
instead. I don't wanna be over complementary
but I cosine in putting you secant to none!
The law of sines says we have chemistry
and some sort of symmetry, but I don't
need astronomy to know we're parallel!
You say you want a G?
Well I'm a geometry!
Do the math babygirl,
subtract these trapezoid fools!
Always goin' off on a tangent
with their trigonometry.
Excuse my language, but your Angle Side Side
has me sohcahtoa I'm quoting the Pythagorean theorem!
To c a square you gotta b a square...
but I'm always there, and I can tell
you're the s**t in your circle!
Perhaps we could set a congruent date...
What decagon of numbers leads me to you?
...damn girl, I thought I knew your absolute value.
You got me feelin' hypotenuse off
perpendicular when I talk to you!
Well, I gotta go...it's like 90 degrees out here! haha
But I'll call you sometime, we can go over statistics
...or maybe...anatomy?

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THIS' GOTTA BE THE MOST UNIQUE CONCEPT EVER! WOW. HA HA WHO WOULD'VE EVER THOUGHT TO INCORPORATE GEOMETRICAL VOCABULARY INTO POETRY AND MAKE IT MEAN SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. AWESOME JOB!