Never Trust a Nurse in Latex

This started as a horror story because it was an entry to a horror contest, but really it's more of a humorous piece so i changed the category. There isn't anything really adult in the story, but the theme is a little mature for younger kids.

Markus looked at the nurse sourly, squinting in the neon light.

 

“Think we can turn off the lights, sunshine?” he drawled. Iliya looked skeptically over her shoulder at the pallid man in the bed, his limp black hair falling past his shoulders around an obscenely large, upside-down crucifix at his neck. Bat wing tattoos curled around his shoulders, the leading edges of the intricate tattoo patterns that ran down the entire length of his arm. She raised her feathery blonde eyebrows and put her hands on her curvaceous hips, almost touching the hem of her uniform with her polished fingernails.

 

“If you wanted vampire-friendly service,” she said haughtily, showing her sharpened teeth in a wicked smile, “then I guess you shouldn’t have tried to bite my sister, huh? Synthetic light won’t kill you.”

 

“Well, I didn’t know she was a werewolf, did I, sweetheart?” he hissed back at her, grimacing. His hand strayed to the open gash that ran along his ribs. With the werewolf infection coursing through it, his healing was negated. The only way to fix it was to have the poison withdrawn from the wound, which was why he was here. He looked up to his left, at the IV they had stuck in his arm. It was blood, sure, but he would prefer to have that tube running into his mouth, not his arm. And it would be nice if the blood weren’t contained in an empty steak sauce bottle. That was just bizarre. He looked back over at the nurse, but she had disappeared through the doorway into the blissfully dim hallway, where he couldn’t see anything but the neon reflecting off her tight Latex uniform. What the hell kind of hospital is this, anyway? With a werewolf nurse and Latex uniforms? Then again, he pondered, staring at the sexy dress on the nurse.

 

Moments later a second nurse entered the room, dressed in a similar uniform, but lacking the headband that her coworker wore. She was pushing a metal table, carrying nothing but a foot-long metallic syringe, complete with a wicked-looking needle, and a pair of rubber surgical gloves. Markus looked appreciatively at the brunette nurse, with her hair slicked back into a bun much in the vampiric style, before he realized that this was the woman he had attempted to bite. His eyes fell upon the tray, at which point he sat up straight, snarling. The blonde nurse reentered the room, with a malicious grin on her face that quickly passed to her sister. Before he could rise from the table, she forced him back onto it with strength that belied her sexy feminine form.

 

“Do you know what happens to a vampire that attacks a werewolf?” the brunette asked, pausing. She walked around the cart, her high heels clicking on the linoleum tile. She crossed to the opposite side of the room and flicked off the lights. Markus sighed despite himself, as the only glow to now enter the room came from a streetlamp outside.

 

While Markus had this momentary lapse of attention, the blonde snatched the gloves from the cart and slid them on, then walked back around the bed and placed her hands on the vampire’s bare chest, pushing hard enough to hurt. He bared his fangs at her in a sort of grin/scowl.

 

“Finally given in to your feminine urgings, sweet cheeks?” She grinned seductively at him and leaned in close on his left side, shifting her hand slightly as to bare the area above his heart.

 

“In your dreams, nightwalker,” she whispered, before the silver needle stabbed down in Markus’s chest. Before the fires of hell reached out to claim him, he heard a howl echo through the building.

 

Reviews

[Rain]

Werewolves,Vampires,Latex..Oh no. lol. Dark writing is not my thing, but you are very good with it. Your writing and use of words made it like a movie, which I love. I like reading works that move, that you can feel. Like I said..not my style, but you are excellent with it. Rain

[James K. Blaylock]

Wow, it has both vampires and werewolves... how could I not vote for you LOL? Good Luck.

[John Tom]

hahaha! omg! THIS IS AWESOME! the dialogue so sooo good =) you have to win the contest with this, this is my fav story :D

[HoWiE]

Ahh, now how many times has this happened to me! This rather strange tale fitted in perfectly with the picture - of course there is certainly something erotic about vampire chicks in latex (although I'm not sure I'd agree about NOT trusting a nurse in latex, lol).

An interesting piece - good luck with the contest! HoWiE ;-)

[Gandré]

what a great story. you will win the contest. i loved it. you really shall win it.

[Jenny Davis]

This was a really well written story. I got shivers from a few parts of it! I think your ideas in this were very fresh....good luck in da contest :)

[Marni A. K.]

This was awesome. I usually don't read this type of stuff, but I think I will now. Sexy, sly, and sinister. Nice!

[Shadkim]

This was great!

That was so cool that the two nurses were sisters and one was a vampire. Man, Markus should have realized how much trouble he was in. XD Still, I'm glad he got what he deserved. Great job!

[Phillip J Clayton]

haha you insane b*****d, i loved it it was kickass bro!

[Crazy Cat Man]

hahaha I love this short story....damn that was a fun read. :) great job. haha..yeaaahh