SEASONAL NONSENSEA Poem by Phil RobertsMerry Christmas !!
The king wears Doc Martins
For booting tardy servants And the servants grovel meekly Whilst planning dire retribution Come the day, you old b*****d Come the glorious day The queen is in the bike shed Letting down random tyres Throwing stones through windows To while away the hours Oh! the trial of royal boredom With a castle and pointed towers The princess lives in the highest tower And spits on passers by below Sometimes she uses a catapult To fire cats at nearby nobles And the nobles mutter curses Whilst bowing so very low But now that it's Christmas time And the royals anticipate gifts But the royal tree hides nothing, you see Because these things are never missed And the sleigh did not stay And Santa did not call By Phil Roberts © 2016 Phil Roberts |
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Added on December 23, 2016 Last Updated on December 23, 2016 AuthorPhil Robertsmacclesfield, north-west, United KingdomAboutI'm from the north-west of England where the rain lives. I am retired and a grandfather to many. I've led an "interesting" life, i suppose you could say, with lots of laughter and a few tears, like mo.. more..Writing
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