A MAN'S LIFE

It's a man's life
With a hunting knife
And if you want even more fun
You can get yourself
A bloody big gun
And then drink lots of beer
'Cos we're real men 'round here

We all love sport
We're the sporting sort
But when the decision goes their way
The ref's been sold and bought
And then we drink lots of beer
'Cos we're all very happy 'round here

But we all work
Every day we can
Making lots and lots of money
For a richer man
But we've got enough for beer
'Cos we're a load of drunks 'round here

          By Phil Roberts

Reviews

[Satan]

Some people might read it and chuckle, but to me this is actually so very sad. I'm surrounded by so many boofheads with no clue. They're always willing to settle for second best. They get shitfaced and start complaining, but they're too fucked out of their heads to ever come up with any solutions to the problems they're complaining about. F**k all of those idiots, they honestly need to grow up. Great work, really great poem. 5 stars.