HE SAID......SHE SAID

He said, "I'm homesick."
She said, "You are home."
He said, "I know and I'm sick of it."
She said, "You need a hobby.
Why don't you collect something?"
He said, "I Do. I collect dust."
She said, " You're just lazy."
He said, " But it's what I'm good at."
She said, "Ohhh....piss off!"
He said, "Hahaha!"

                               By Phil Roberts

Reviews

[MAC]

LMAO....this is perfect and sounds just like marriage.

[Phil Roberts]

thank you every much :)

[andrew mitchell]

I like it another episode of women from venus, men from mars outlook.Done a couple myself lol

[Phil Roberts]

Lol, I suppose it is but, it was written purely for humour. Thank you, Andrew :)

[andrew mitchell]

I do that too don't worry, it's a great base for Humour the sexes lol

[KWP]

and that was that .... sounds like a married couple in their late thirties, one still restless for life, the other settling into to home .... spoken with the familiarity of years, to the point, over with and done :D X

[Phil Roberts]

Thank you KWP. It was basically just a bit of north of England humour :)

[KWP]

sounds very Aussie too :)

[Phil Roberts]

ah well.......I think that you, like us in the north, tell it without frills :D

[KWP]

no frills at all baby - none X

[Phil Roberts]

damn right :)