NOT GOOD AT MORNINGS

Lay in bed
Nice and warm and comfortable
Bursting for a pee
I stagger to the toilet
And piss like a race horse
I get dressed and I'm ready to go
Sort of
The dog is waiting for me on the landing
His turn for a pee and
His eyes must be watering
Down the stairs and let the dog out
And now it's top up time
Too much coffee and
Too many cigarettes
As I curse and cough a lung up
Until, by now
My eyes are almost open
I'm not good at mornings

    By Phil Roberts