I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' AGAIN

(to be read with slurred speech)

HEEEEEEEY!!!!
How the hell are ya?
Good to see ya again
:D
Listen, right...
I been thinkin' 'bout love
And there are two I was going to talk about
One who wants to leave her hubby for me
And one who turns up to bloody torment me
But I can't be arsed
Sooooooo
I'll drink and smoke myself to oblivion
And to f**k with 'em all

                                  By Phil Roberts