selfie stick

selfie stick

A Poem by nigrum homonculus
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not poetry....or is it. i don't think it is. anyway its just a collection of thoughts. hope it makes you chuckle abit.

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don't be the dickhead with the selfie stick
poking an prodding the goddamn public.
whip it out in a club and get done for assault
i doubt your retweet is worth a night in the slammer.
they are just as bad as those goddamn v necks
that show the entirety of the man breast.
so if you have a selfie stick an you're reading this
please just use it at home
....or recycle it. 

yeah just recycle it.

© 2014 nigrum homonculus


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ANM
Yep made me chuckle!........

Posted 10 Years Ago


nigrum homonculus

10 Years Ago

haha thanks for reading

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Added on September 24, 2014
Last Updated on September 24, 2014
Tags: selfie, humor

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nigrum homonculus
nigrum homonculus

london, surrey, United Kingdom



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i have been away from this place for.....lord knows, something like 3-4 years? so i guess all the things i have experienced in that time have to come out somehow you know? so here we are. you're readi.. more..

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