you're a real one

i wrote this for a joke, i got to stop writing these depressing poems for a joke

Your thug a*s Is a “real one”

 

Total honesty is your policy

Doorag, snapback, baggy jeans showing your buttcrack.

Hanging out with a “bruddah” you constantly hate on

Bitching on your facebook about how he is a fake don.

 

You’re a “real one”

 

Too legit to quit

You’re all on road poking p*****s with your 8 inch

Claiming you got horse meat and your balls smell of breath mints

Mentos and wrigleys you called them, that’s some s**t.

 

You’re a “real one”

 

The brother with the figures

Tryna do the money dance with the big fellas

wall street dreamer with ambitions unrealistic

quick draw on a brother pessimistic.

 

You’re a “real one”

 

Tin foil on your teeth as grills

Gat in your pants for that instant kill

but the thing you fail to realize is that,

your life is like your neighborhood

a cul de sac. 

Reviews

[Charlotte Haran]

Hahahahahahahaaa aww I miss you!

[Baby Ricochet]

Well it is kinda funny "horse meat and balls for breath mints" That's funny

[nigrum homonculus]

thanks, idk where that line came from. i wanted to remove it lol