working in a toy shop.

i'm not going to lie. i do have quite a bit of fun working in a toy store.

firing the nerf guns

alliance assault on the manager

rocking out to paper jamz

making people think your s**t is playdoh

have a laugh with a customer

b***h about incompetence

there is no lunch break

who cares if you're having a blast

demo with a lightsaber

make kids eyes light up.

show them the ways of the jedi

and the swing is all in the hip.

see the odd MILF here and there

give em a cheeky smile

if they smile back, SCORE

if not, she's a w***e.

escort the masses out

and close up the store

stock up and lock up

my routine job and more. 

Reviews

[That_Girl]

OMG I love this!! F****n hilarious.

"see the odd MILF here and there
give em a cheeky smile
if they smile back, SCORE
if not, she's a w***e." Brilliant. :D