annoying arguments.

eh...what the title suggests. couples and their stupidity once again.

To the flipping couples who argue endlessly.

Keep it in your bedroom and not on my news feed.

 

You find out there’s 1 problem and assume that you are single?

Ok then I’m an orphan coz my mum ate all the Pringles.

 

And to those who complain that their s**t was put on blast

You posted it on facebook for some likes you flipping dumbass.

 

Why post a flipping status saying you can’t deal with this?

Its your first damn argument! Stop acting like a b***h.

 

Goddamn it people realize that you look like complete fools.

If you like to be alone why was you on the pull?

 

Better bite the bullet and bite your goddamn tongue

Relationships are real, not that s**t on E.R hun.

 

So I don’t want to hear another word come out your mouth

Or I’ll go Van damme on your a*s and wile out. 

Reviews

[Kaylor Mason]

Awesome! I always thought marriage counselors ought to be issued electric cattle prods for therapy sessions

[nigrum homonculus]

HAHA! that would actually be effective come to think of it. thanks for the review!

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! To funny. THe second stanza is genius! Outstanding work!

[nigrum homonculus]

thanks again man! i really appreciate it

[That_Girl]

For the love of god don't go all Van Damme on me. ;)

[nigrum homonculus]

....suck out.

[That_Girl]

:(

[nigrum homonculus]

¬_¬

[That_Girl]

O.O

[nigrum homonculus]

: /

[That_Girl]

:p leeeehhhhhhh

[Angie Diane♥♥]

o.o

[That_Girl]

:D

[nigrum homonculus]

(._.) TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOW (/._.)/ TO THE WAAALLLL.

[That_Girl]

TO THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY BALLS. TO ALL THESE B*****S CRAWL. Yeah. I'm awesome.

[Dr. S. D. Blankenship DDiv., PhD., MA.]

=.=

[nigrum homonculus]

blatantly looked up the lyrics

[That_Girl]

No, I've watched The Proposal more times than I can count. :D

[nigrum homonculus]

O.o and....fair fair.

[Angie Diane♥♥]

o.o

[That_Girl]

It's awesome.