Don't call me cute

i cannot stress enough, DON'T CALL ME CUTE. i will actually beat you up and drown you in your own blood. think i'm joking? and yes that's me in a bunny suit.

Please don’t call me cute

Do I look like a care bear?

Don’t give me damn cuddles

And ruffle my hair.

 

Don’t pinch my cheeks

I’ll punch you in the throat

Don’t even pick me up

That’s what I hate most.

 

Don’t think because I’m small

I’m a harmless rabbit

Its people like you

Who’ll make me go rabid.

 

I’m not adorable

Nor am I defenceless

F**k with the small guy

He’ll beat you senseless

 

So remember this

Before you call me cute

Don’t use the word

And we’ll be cool. 

Reviews

[That_Guy]

I like this, I feeel the anger. Nice bunny suit bro

[nigrum homonculus]

haha thanks for reading man. yeah has a heart as a tail. people think i'm female when they look at me from behind ¬_¬

[That_Guy]

No problem. haha ok that may be a problem haha

[Cole Hayley]

i love your work man. you know that, this is no exception, its so raw and personal. great job man

[nigrum homonculus]

thanks again cole man. i appreciate it

[Baby Ricochet]

Bro i swear never to use the c word when referring to you. Nor will I use the words precious delicious scrumptious or adorable.

[nigrum homonculus]

LOL thanks for reading bro

[That_Guy]

lmao

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

I'm sorry :x Really good though lol.

[nigrum homonculus]

sorry?

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

I've called you adorable before. X3

[nigrum homonculus]

thats okay. you're a friend. you didn't go "AWWW LOOK AT HIM! HE'S SO CUTE AND TINY! I BET HE'S CUDDLY TOO" i would of killed you.

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

LOL okay (: You probably are cuddly though...*shields face* XD

[nigrum homonculus]

....a thousand plagues upon your household.

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

AWWWWHH If any of my family dies, I'm coming to London and killing you, Phillip.

[nigrum homonculus]

...i am not a being to be trifled with. set foot on my land and i will throw you into a wood chipper.

[Steven Cash]

Oh Christ what violence!!!!

[Allycat]

hahahah this is awesome!
I really enjoyed this, it reminds me of one of my best friends,
she's so small, but she's not all cute and innocent like people would think ahah
thank you for sharing :P

[nigrum homonculus]

hahaha your small friend sounds like a boss. thanks for reading!

[Mark]

bunny suit? heh.... Well crafted poem there, I'm biting my tongue. Literally.

[nigrum homonculus]

say it....

[Mark]

okay, did you lose a bet? ROFL

[nigrum homonculus]

LOL! na i was given it to by a friend.

[That_Girl]

This is so cu- I mean, adorab- I mean, f**k it. ;) Kidding. This is good! And this sounds like it's more geared towards the a******s that feel the need to emasculate guys smaller than them rather than girls that literally think you're 'cute'. It's strong and you make your point well. I'm proud of you on this one. :)

[nigrum homonculus]

i gave you some serious deathglare then. thanks! yeah you got it right there. i didn't want it to feel like a rant towards girls only because it would feel like misogyny. proud?!...you're on drugs right?

[That_Girl]

;) I figured you would. Nah, I understood it. Yes, I'm proud. You did a really nice job. I loved it. And no, I'm not on drugs... currently. ;)

[nigrum homonculus]

ooooh oki. ah thank you for that. i appreciate it. should of known....

[That_Girl]

Just every other day... Sunday is my day off. ;)

[nigrum homonculus]

so you're not a full time dick. i see i see.

[That_Girl]

No, the drugs enhance my b***h side. So I've been nice today. :)

[nigrum homonculus]

...you lost me now. i never knew you was on drugs

[That_Girl]

Honey, I'm joking. I don't do drugs. :) If I did, I wouldn't be telling you publicly anyways. lol

[nigrum homonculus]

...my brain is fried. i'm sorry lol

[That_Girl]

S'okay. :)