nightmare girlfriend

saw a meme about the overly attached girlfriend and this just came at me. i'm meant to be asleep. f**k phillip logic.

Who’s that girl and how old is she?

Is she a threat? Will she make you leave me?

 

Does she have friends? Are they attractive?

Is she YOUR FRIEND?! you need a sedative.

 

I’ll put you to sleep and make you forget

About that b***h that your eyes just met.

 

Its not being creepy nor is it jealousy.

Its just my way of ensuring security.

 

I also put holes in the condom you used

so you can’t walk out and so I can’t lose.

 

just remember hun that this for the best

wait till we’re married. That’s the real test.

Reviews

[A. V. Madison]

The second to last stanza made me laugh my a*s off!!! I love this, phill. One of your best!!

[nigrum homonculus]

LOOOL glad you got a good laugh out of it maddie. thanks for that!

[Baby Ricochet]

Is she youe friend you need a sedative. HA!

[bronayn]

lol
very nice