gym and justice don't mix

gym and justice don't mix

A Poem by nigrum homonculus
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just a quick 1 i did. kinda thought it would be funny if superman went gym....i'll do one of chuck norris next.

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i tried squatting once

I broke the floor

 

I tried cardio on a treadmill

I was jogging at lvl 20

 

I tried bicep curling

I threw the bar through the ceiling

 

I tried doing press ups

I pushed the gym underground

 

I started playing football

With the medicine ball.

 

I spotted a guy benching once

I ended up curling the bar instead

 

I tried boxercise

I broke the instructors arm

 

Being superman isn’t easy folks. 

© 2012 nigrum homonculus


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HA! That's funny

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Added on August 30, 2012
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nigrum homonculus
nigrum homonculus

london, surrey, United Kingdom



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i have been away from this place for.....lord knows, something like 3-4 years? so i guess all the things i have experienced in that time have to come out somehow you know? so here we are. you're readi.. more..

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