seagulls and pigeons

oh wow, easily the most i've used the f word in a poem. but these guys need to be potty trained. how you gonna disrespect my cheeseburger like that?

Seagulls and pigeons

You motherfucking dickheads

Air to ground assault

With 20 of your brethren.

Coming with the blitz

Dropping bomb shells of s**t

Looking like some afterbirth from a newly born kid.

One landed in my hair

One landed in my burger

Bombarded by the faeces

You lot are thunder fuckers.

Precision airstrike

And mortar teams galore

Seagulls and pigeons

M***********s

THIS IS WAR. 

Reviews

[Peaceworker22]

Lol! S**t, that sucks! Great write, hella funny when it isn't happening to me.

[Baby Ricochet]

Goddamn that's funny! I once threw a cooler at a flock of seagulls that were harrassing us on the beach. Everyone thought I was crazy but they laughed about it for the rest of the day. What you need in situations like that is a flame thrower. Then you can add Buffulo wings to the picnic

[nigrum homonculus]

BAHAHAHAHAAHA! god damn that almost killed me! a cooler? damn you were on rage mode and a flame thrower? seriously man bring out a book with all these quotations, you'd be best seller.

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

LOLWUT. Good job X3

[nigrum homonculus]

hahaha thanks!