just banter

to ANY internet gangsta or person who really takes a joke too seriously....this is for you :) enjoy.

When someone reviews my poem

Saying “I’m not a gamer I’d rather get laid”

That folks is called banter

And well played ricochet.

 

Now I don’t take that seriously

And neither should you.

Banter is just laughter

Without anger followed through

 

Come on people really?

Stop being so damn aggressive

Arguments on the internet?

S**t son…that’s impressive.

 

The thing about some people

they're quick to jump the gun

be flexible for once

its all just harmless fun. 

Reviews

[Baby Ricochet]

OMJ that's F**KIng Hilarious!!! Thanx man, you made my day. HA!!!!

[nigrum homonculus]

hahahaha! glad i did man. thanks for reading

[Peaceworker22]

Relax, man! I took it as an opportunity to brag about my good luck. : ) It's hard to tell when you can't hear the tone in someone's voice if they're screwing with ya though, so I can see how people can take it as an insult. I wasn't mad, I was pretty happy. Too bad that didn't last long, I feel so drained right now. Ugh. Guess I need to spend some time alone to re-charge my batteries and to stop worrying about women troubles, like keeping them interested in me and no other guys long enough to meet me... I have to remind myself that women want a confident and sexual man and proceed with my training.

[nigrum homonculus]

loool pained i knew you was joking man. this wasn't directed at you at all. it was directed at the people who started getting really pissy with richochet. what? did things not work out with you and her?

[Peaceworker22]

Seems she's going around with other guys "trying to have fun as usual." Figures when I'm on an adult dating site that'd happen. I hate competition, it is such a bother!

[Peaceworker22]

Of course, I only think that's what is going on anyways.

[nigrum homonculus]

trying to have fun? ah damn. she sounds unserious. don't need to get involved in that s**t man. probably wasn't worth it anyway so don't beat yourself up about it. haha i hear ya on that one but what can ya do man?

[nigrum homonculus]

oh? i thought this was actually confirmed.

[Peaceworker22]

Yeah, me too...

[Peaceworker22]

But you may be right about that, I'm not going to be losing my V-card to any random floozy, I want to be with someone (that I really care for and feels the same way) for a long time.

[nigrum homonculus]

you're in possession of your v-card aswell? join the club bro!

[Peaceworker22]

I never had a choice though, not a single girl (School days) I had gotten to know offered herself to me. Women always expect us to make the first move, but that puts a ton of pressure on us guys! So if you appear nervous and your approach is kinda cold, well you are stuck with being rejected all the time like I had been!

[That_Girl]

Haha I saw that comment and thought it was funny... people really took it seriously? Damn...

[nigrum homonculus]

eh, keyboard warriors can't wait to draw their weapons.

[Tai Ryens]

Other than the rare intelligent variant of internet flame wars (political debates, religious wars between forum commentaries, etc), I feel apologetic for internet gangsters lacking the self esteem to take a joke over computer.