i am a gamer

so i decided to put my foot down and UNLEASH THE INNER GEEK PFLDNBVOPZJ GFB#P!!!11!!

I am a gamer

Not because I don’t have a life

I chose to have many.

From becoming dovahkiin

To stopping the halo rings.

From plumber Mario

To assassin ezio.

From being a battle mage

To fighting johnny cage.

from becoming sam fisher

to scoring goals on fifa

from distant future odysseys  

to saving entire galaxies.

I am a gamer

And this is my call of duty.

The world now needs me

Damn….

I take this too seriously.

Reviews

[Drifter]

This is funny, but i don't see Super Smash Bros on here. If you don't Smash then I'm afraid your life might be incomplete:)

[nigrum homonculus]

ah hell yeah! i have played that game! i didn't want to mention them all because you'd be reading this for hours lol. thanks for the review man!

[Dove]

lol I really like this poem:) I had a smile on my face while I was reading this. I love it because so many people can relate to this! Fantastic job.

[Kerri Hart]

lol made me laught
love

[nigrum homonculus]

haha thanks K.J

[Kerri Hart]

no problem it was gr8 :D

[Peaceworker22]

Funny, I love it because I can relate! By the way Baby Richochet, I am going to get laid very soon. : ) My attractive features and irresistible charm is winning a woman's heart and funbox over on a dating site. She's only 3 hours away too!

[nigrum homonculus]

thanks for that! ah its a joke. nothing but banter here pained :)

[Peaceworker22]

Hahah! No problem! I just felt like bragging. : D

[Baby Ricochet]

It's all deleted. If you can't laugh at yourself you'll get hemarroids then your a*s will hurt to much to sit down and play games. So all you gamers, laugh at yourself, don't get hemarroids and sit and play games.

[Baby Ricochet]

Who me? I thought everybody loved me. One of our interpreters in IRAQ was named Kaleen (spelling's not even remotely close) We called him c**k ring. He knew that was our way of accepting him so he never bitched about it.. He was a cool dude. I PM'ed Datvirgo and asked him if it was OK to post the remark cause I knew it would ruffle feathers. He thought it was funny and said OK. Datvirgo, like Kaleen is a cool dude. Be a cool dude and have a sense of humor about yourself. Cause there's going to come a moment in your life where your either going to have to laugh at yourself or commit suicide and I'm not kidding. Trust me, I've had coffee with that demon

[Baby Ricochet]

No I did not know that. You're very sneaky and when you're sneaky you may walk into things you shouldn't be walking into and get burned. Concider this a life lesson

[Peaceworker22]

Lol! Okay! XD

[Otsana]

This was a refreshing poem and although I dont game half as much as I used to I can still relate to this poem. I must agree with Limited Forevers that its a shame there isn't pokemon on here. Funny poem!

[nigrum homonculus]

thanks again for the review! ah damn i really should of played pokemon when i was younger

[Otsana]

I only played it a few times but I watched it all the time and collected the cards :)

[nigrum homonculus]

ah that's the same. only played red for a short amount of time but watched it every morning! still watch it now sometimes

[Otsana]

Same here, if I catch it on tv I'll still watch it, cant beat classic cartoons like that

[nigrum homonculus]

amen! most of the cartoons these day kinda suck. and don't get me started on the disney channel : /

[Otsana]

Kinda?? they suck sooo much, have you seen that pepper pig?? it looks like a five year old has drawn it and I thought technology is meant to be getting better lol

[nigrum homonculus]

oh god yes...the theme tune makes me want to rip out my intestines and strangle myself with them. ah just shows the imagination of some creators these days. i miss the times when cartoons made you run home from school and that. ahh

[The Watcher]

I go apeshit when I get 8th place in Mario Kart 7 in a room full of noobs and trolls who spam green shells and bananas. How's your day been?

100/100

[nigrum homonculus]

OMFG YES! that f*****g blue shell aswell when you're cruising in first place. the way i'd hit m***********s. thanks for the awesome review. ah its been calm how bout yours

[The Watcher]

Better than ever haha. Nowadays there's a bunch of people who try to get the lightning and use it while you're flying over a huge pit, like near the end of Maka Wuhu or Daisy Hills. Stupid BS if you ask me

[nigrum homonculus]

lightning? huuuh? was that ever in the game?!

[The Watcher]

Yeah, you know, that item that makes everybody tiny for a while.

[nigrum homonculus]

oh that damn thing. yeah now i remember. especially when you got caught in rainbow road...it was over. ah that game man. it will be the death of me. its more tense than deadspace

[The Watcher]

Bleh... so true. Too many trolls online these days.

[nigrum homonculus]

oh yes. play mortal kombat or tekken online. instant heart failure.

[Shimmerbliss/CAF]

Gaming can be very real...I suppose it is meant to feel like that... intense, powerful, spectacular. Well done!

[nigrum homonculus]

oh yeah especially online. you get some stressed folk on that. thanks for the review!

[Shimmerbliss/CAF]

You're welcome :)

[Miguel]

OH GOOD GOD I JUST READ YOUR TAGS! Bwahaha. You are too funny, man. :)

(One question, why no pokemon??) :P

[nigrum homonculus]

hahaha! ah thanks man. i never played pokemon when i was younger :( one of my great regrets of childhood.

[Harley (arbiter)]

YOU NEVER PLAYED POKEMON!!!?!??!?!?!? Dude... I'm so sorry for your loss. Lol but really its awesome. Imho I think the classics are the best. Red, blue and gold, silver

[Miguel]

Ah, you missed out, bro. ;)

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

I like Pokemon Black/White.

[Miguel]

Leaf Green for me, lol :P

[Harley (arbiter)]

Emerald was good too

[nigrum homonculus]

ok ok ok ok to redeem myself i played pokemon red for an hour once...but i don't count that as a good save :(

[Abbie]

all of them are boss. I like platinum personally. XD and great poem btw. :) gaming rocks!

[Harley (arbiter)]

Not really. Hey man if you ever come to my place or we ever meet you can borrow my gold and gbc. I always have it with me lol

[Owlgirl]

Pokemon Black was the only one I managed to beat, I have an older brother so Pokemon was something I grew up with playing and collecting cards for.

[nigrum homonculus]

haha thank you abbie! and harley...that will be my mission. visit you. play some pokemon. bounce home. BOSS. and in return i'll educate you on MK

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

XD Pretty much no one ever plays Yellow Pikachu Edition for GBA...

[Owlgirl]

I havnt but it sounds awesome. I confess to owning a lifesize Pikachu plushie.

[Abbie]

I have almost every pokemon game known.... I'm adicted... :P I also have just about every card.... XD

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

I HAVE A PIKACHU PLUSHIE TOO XD It's also a backpack. C:

[Owlgirl]

Awesome!!! :D

[Owlgirl]

Pikachu is amazing!

[Abbie]

I had a red pokedex like ash, but my cousin stole it :( and aww, pikachu!

[Owlgirl]

ooh, sorry

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

:D We should all have like a cosplay group or something. XD

[Owlgirl]

You should make that!!!!

[Abbie]

yeah, it sucks...and he's 3 years older than me! :P I was 6! and that'd be pretty cool.... :D

[nigrum homonculus]

i'd probably dress up as jinx....

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

WOO! But there's no way we could all possibly do it, considering we live in different places. D:

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

PSHHHHHSHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NOOOOO XD Phillip, that's not the kind of thing that you tell people. XDDD

[nigrum homonculus]

LOL why? people will call me nicki minaj!

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

OMG X3 That's so messed up. Jynx doesn't look like Nicki Minaj, it looks WAY more weird and sexual. :P

[nigrum homonculus]

sexual? and you say my s**t is messed up....

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

IT IS XD Think about it, man.

[nigrum homonculus]

....she got big tits and a big a*s...and big a*s lips. i'm not catching the sexual appeal here...wait...ooooooooh.

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

Yeaaaaaahhhhhhh. X3 LOL I can just imagine you in a blonde wig, pink lipstick, and a red dress. o.O

[nigrum homonculus]

LOL what kind of imagination!?. no way am i doing the damn attack on anyone though

[Dr. S. D. Blankenship PhD., DDiv., MA., Ambassadr]

http://www.playr.org/play/pokemon_-_yellow_version/1362#play

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

AWWWWWWH. But it'll make the children happy! :

[nigrum homonculus]

you lost your damn mind. i am not grabbing people and french kissing them. i'll get accused of harassment. theres no counter attack for harassment!

[Dr. S. D. Blankenship PhD., DDiv., MA., Ambassadr]

@.@

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

You could invent one? X3 OOH You could have like a giant crowd of your friends or whoever would kiss you and just do the attack on them! :D

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

YAAAAAAAAYYYYY 8 BIT HAPPINESS! THANKS MAN! :D

[nigrum homonculus]

LOOOOL! dude. most of my friends are boys and the girls are either in a relationship or lesbian. do you know how awkward and tense that would be!? and blankenship (is that how you spell it?) you have given me a motive for saturday morning thank you!

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

Heehee it couldn't be THAAT bad. :P

[Dr. S. D. Blankenship PhD., DDiv., MA., Ambassadr]

O.o A "motive"? @_@ What did I do?

[nigrum homonculus]

it couldn't be that bad she said....it will be fun she said...

[nigrum homonculus]

that pokemon link...i shall play it and see why its so damn addictive

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

LOLOLOL. It will beeeee. You'll feel like rainbows are in your veins. (Hehe Owl City reference :3)

[nigrum homonculus]

so i'll be on meth?

[Dr. S. D. Blankenship PhD., DDiv., MA., Ambassadr]

O.o Well, if you can read japanies, I would play Poket Monsters (A. K. A. Pokemon Green) first, then move on to red or blue. Then Yellow, and Gold and Silver, and Crystal, and Ruby and Sapphire, then Leaf green and Fire red, then just keep playing them all. XD

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

LOL You have to catch... THEM ALLLL!!! *crazed look* And no, it will just be awesome. Unless you wanna do some meth, which I don't condone. XD

[nigrum homonculus]

i can't read Japanese so my pokemon master days are over already :( is my name Lindsay Lohan?

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

Hey, is the Japanese Kanji or Romanized? I can read Romanized... Hmm... IS that your name? You tell me! :O

[nigrum homonculus]

i asked YOU the question woman! O.O

[Dr. S. D. Blankenship PhD., DDiv., MA., Ambassadr]

http://www.playr.org/play/pokemon_green/418#play Here is a link, this is "some-what' in "English".

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

Thanks! And quite frankly Phillip, *looks up from pan of frying chicken* I AIN'T ANSWERIN' NO QUESTIONS FROM NO MAAAANN! *throws down pan- boiling grease goes everywhere*

[nigrum homonculus]

YOU CRAZY? YOU SEE WHATCHOO DUN? M**********R CLEAN THIS UP! *walks out kitchen and sits down in the living room to watch some more maury*

[Miguel]

Haha, I wake up this morning, log in, see 50 review comments and say,
"This is about pokemon." :) You people make me smile.
No but seriously, international cosplay group would be SICK! (who's gonna pay for my ticket from africa??)

[Owlgirl]

I dont know, but it would be amazing

[xxxrawr_friendxxx]

HAHAHAHAHAHA My mom watches Maury every day at 4 P.M. And if you disturb her, you die. XD

[Dr. S. D. Blankenship PhD., DDiv., MA., Ambassadr]

XD