i am a gamer

so i decided to put my foot down and UNLEASH THE INNER GEEK PFLDNBVOPZJ GFB#P!!!11!!

I am a gamer

Not because I don’t have a life

I chose to have many.

From becoming dovahkiin

To stopping the halo rings.

From plumber Mario

To assassin ezio.

From being a battle mage

To fighting johnny cage.

from becoming sam fisher

to scoring goals on fifa

from distant future odysseys  

to saving entire galaxies.

I am a gamer

And this is my call of duty.

The world now needs me

Damn….

I take this too seriously.

Reviews

[Crazy Cat Man]

this is a damn funny poem but u should add more stuff. like Kratos from God of war :) or your sneaky like Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid

great poem, it made me laugh and the tags are funny too lol

im a gamer myself but i learn to back off the games when i need to lol its called balance

[nigrum homonculus]

ah i know i wrote this within minutes. but i will do one on kratos. haha same, a 4 hour gaming session makes me feel like i'm on a period. thanks for the awesome review man!

[Jaxter_Nick]

lol

[That_Guy]

Behind my keyboard I'm a Warrior Elite,
no quest to long nor impossible feat.
With controller in hand I conquer all,
except for girls... they won't play ball.

[nigrum homonculus]

some good rhymes there! should use that for a poem if you haven't already! thanks for the review!

[That_Guy]

haha thanks maybe i will

[Amanda]

I really really like this haha, great poem it made me smile :)

[nigrum homonculus]

haha thanks amanda. glad my poem gave you a smile!

[Baby Ricochet]

353 views! Datvirgo I'm proud of you man. Even if I don't game

[nigrum homonculus]

thanks bro! like 100 of them views came from the comments below though. but legit thanks man. that meant a lot

[~]

I grew up on Atari...soooo....yeah, I am a gamer too. I have already decided that if it were legal to marry my Xbox, then I would be on one knee proposing at this very moment, and we (me and my Xbox) would live happily ever after. Which, due to the amount of time I already spend with it, may actually be in my near future. Which, come to think of it, is sort of depressing. But whatever.

[nigrum homonculus]

hahahaha!!! oh man that made my day. thanks for that review man!

[Tabitha t]

my dogs name is Atari and Mario

[~]

LOL :) My cat's nickname is Baraka...due to his teeth.....and intense fighting skills.

[Redboy]

lol this made me proud....kind of ; )

[nigrum homonculus]

haha thanks! i'm guessing you read my weird a*s tags?

[Redboy]

LMFAO!!! PUT THAT S**T IN THE POEM SERIUOUSLY! that s**t caught me off gaurd

[Pax]

wow, that's quite a few top seller games combine together into one poem.
brilliant and clever.
well done.

[nigrum homonculus]

haha yeah! bit of an obsession of mine. thanks for reading willyam. glad you liked it :)

[Lehlohonolo Lichaba]

wow simple bt moving i lik how it creates images of those games you are mentioning. gud work buddy

[nigrum homonculus]

thanks low-lee. much appreciate the kind review!

[Krystal L. Elliott]

this was cute! I am a gamer as well, so I was able to relate easily.

[nigrum homonculus]

haha thanks! glad you could. what console you got?

[Krystal L. Elliott]

I have an Xbox and I used to have a PS2.

[nigrum homonculus]

360? ah i still bang out my ps2 from time to time. gotta love gta san andreas.