THUGLIFE

stupid poem. but i was laughing throughout making this.

My bed time was 7pm

I went to bed at 7:05

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Started playing monopoly

Kept on stealing from the bank

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Only 12 years of age

Got 3 wives in skyrim

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Listens to Eminem

While sipping a capri sun and wearing crocs

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Lifts up the toilet seat to piss

Doesn’t put it down afterwards

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Got some breast legs and thighs…

in a KFC bargain bucket

THUGLIFE

Reviews

[M. E. Lee]

Witty poem. I Like it. :D

[Fabio_Cassilias]

sick Your mind is one f*****g Playground i tell ya..got some new stuff on the way been busy and that man but yeah soon come With it Bro..

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! love it!

[nigrum homonculus]

thanks bro!

[Persephone]

Haha! I love it! Too funny! :)

[nigrum homonculus]

haha thanks!

[That_Girl]

lmao this is hilarious. One note though, you'll never get laid wearing crocs. Just wanted to point that out. ;)

[nigrum homonculus]

i don't wear crocs though....

[That_Girl]

Hey dude, you said it, not me. I just wanted to warn you.

[nigrum homonculus]

¬_¬....i'll bear that in mind next time.

[That_Girl]

:D Here to help.

[nigrum homonculus]

yeah yeah you did me a great service

[That_Girl]

Whoa- no need to air your dirty laundry.... *evil grins*

[nigrum homonculus]

my laundry is clean...bighead

[That_Girl]

Small****. :)

[nigrum homonculus]

EXSCUSE ME?

[That_Girl]

Hehe. :D

[nigrum homonculus]

shhh bucket fanny

[That_Girl]

Why do you always aim for my a*s? ;)

[nigrum homonculus]

....you have no a*s?

[That_Girl]

-_- smh. That was a dirty comment. But no, I don't have a huge a*s. You do.

[nigrum homonculus]

didn't mean to put a damper on your rifle love. of course i do. i do squats.

[That_Girl]

I know. It just comes naturally... being a killjoy that is. Yeah like that fake a*s tanning bed addict. :)

[nigrum homonculus]

MOTHERFU-that was good...who is that fake a*s tanning bed addict?

[That_Girl]

ICE T's chick.

[nigrum homonculus]

....ok i don't do squats like that. she all doing that with monster trucks and s**t.

[That_Girl]

lmao it's really unattractive.

[nigrum homonculus]

unattractive? thats more cushion for the pushin! how is that unattractive?!

[That_Girl]

Sorry, but I prefer girls that don't look like body building steriod machines. :)

[nigrum homonculus]

if that was a stab at eva andressa she don't take steroids! an she looks munted in her body shows i won't deny that.

[That_Girl]

No... it was a stab at ICE T's girl. She looks nasty... no offense. I told you the other chick was pretty when she looked normal.

[nigrum homonculus]

why would i take offence to that? she ain't my wife. ah yeah i remember

[That_Girl]

Cuz ura crushin on her. ;)

[nigrum homonculus]

you took the complete piss out of period head...i didn't take offence to that ^__^

[That_Girl]

Yeah but I know for a fact how much of a b***h she is. ICE T's girl could just be an ugly sweetheart. Period head is a slore. And not even that goddamn attractive. And she can't sing for s**t.

[nigrum homonculus]

oh god i woke the beast...

[That_Girl]

No, she just pissed me off when she started talking s**t and being a b***h for no good reason. She needs to get her entitled a*s off her high f***ing horse and mellow out. I'm fine. Sorry.

[nigrum homonculus]

you still have that much resentment for her? she ain't even here on the site anymore

[That_Girl]

I know how to hold a grudge. :) She isn't? They probably kicked her annoying a*s off.

[nigrum homonculus]

i will not contest that. yeah she left. as much as that sounds likely she just left....on to the next one!

[That_Girl]

The next one what? Website for her to trash?

[nigrum homonculus]

ah dw....probably. or went to pursue her flourishing music career

[That_Girl]

Well everyone seems to like that autotune s**t that sounds like it was made in a bedroom currently. I'm sure she'll do fine.

[Harley (arbiter)]

And now I step in and say my opinion. Autotune sucks! Its crap

[nigrum homonculus]

@eyore you mean that in sarcasm about her doing well right

@harely AMEN!

[That_Girl]

Not really.... look at all the artists that are popular that CANNOT sing at all. It's ridiculous. Agreed Harley

[Harley (arbiter)]

Yay! Music nowadays..... just a no.... :/ what happened to the hard guitar and rocking drums..... darn it now I have to put on some Foreigner. Oh and thank you!

[That_Girl]

LOVE Foreigner!!!!

[nigrum homonculus]

@eyore you have a point *cough* ke$ha *cough*

@harley technology trumps talent everytime. the artist these days are lazy a*s guys who can't go back to the origins of music for s**t.

[Harley (arbiter)]

Must be nice, getting millions for doing crap. Wonder how Ric Ocasek and well everyone from the good days feels about it :/ and I don't even know who kesha is

[That_Girl]

Phillip- EXACTLY! And sooo many others.
Harley- LMAO! She's pretty big right now. :p

[Harley (arbiter)]

Really? Wait.. her? That sounded like a guys name to me...... wow......

[That_Girl]

Harley- yep. A girl... dance/pop type music.

[nigrum homonculus]

no shes a girl. looks like she just came out of a dustbin most of the time. never knew the s****y look was fashionable

[Harley (arbiter)]

Well that's why I haven't heard of her. Stupid noise is all that stuff is

[Harley (arbiter)]

Wow..... what is the world coming to.....

[nigrum homonculus]

oh yeah. you got them pricks one direction. you got lil wayne when he tried to do a freaking rock album with nicki minaj...so much more

[That_Girl]

lol that it is Phillip. You know Harley truly hasn't heard of her cuz he spelled her name Kesha instead of Ke$ha. ;)

[Harley (arbiter)]

So they disgraced rock!?!?!?!??!?!? That is a sin in my house! Lol but still..... do I even want to hear more than 5 seconds of it?:/

[That_Girl]

Did you know that they are all as old as us or slightly older Phillip? Crazy. Nicki Minaj needs to go... chick is horrible... truly horrible.

[That_Girl]

Not classic rock, modern rock. Nah... stick with Foreigner. :)

[Harley (arbiter)]

I will and why would it matter if it was speled ke$ha?

[That_Girl]

It's sort of her... trademark I suppose. :)

[nigrum homonculus]

....i refuse to believe that. you cannot suppress pubity for THAT long. she was actually deep when she was first coming up. see what the mainstream does to people? yes they did harley it was so terrible.....borderline f*****g disney rock with some really crap lyrics.

[nigrum homonculus]

why she got a dollar sign when she a cheap hoe though? makes no sense.

[That_Girl]

Justin Beiber did. js. It's possible. They probably take drugs for it though. :) Keepin the teens interested!

[That_Girl]

lmao I don't know

[Harley (arbiter)]

Ooooh like how blue öyster cult uses the o with the dots on top of it? Cool. And omg really phillip? Wow..... :'(

[nigrum homonculus]

what so they take oestrogen by the cup load or something? an i never understood why teen girls like boys who look like girls.

[That_Girl]

Some guys can really pull off the FEM look. Metro. And they look drop dead gorgeous. But yeah, most can't do it and fail.

[Harley (arbiter)]

I'm not gonna dress up like a girl so girls will like me I'm good with bieing single lol

[nigrum homonculus]

liiiiiike who. and don't say the japanese. not most...all. leave the fem look to the girls...but then again some girls pull off looking slightly butch

[nigrum homonculus]

LOL amen harley!

[That_Girl]

lol You want a list? I can think of tons. Bahahahaha good for you.

[nigrum homonculus]

please do!

[That_Girl]

Send a list?? lol I'll PM it in a few. Walking down a street.