50 shades of STFU

its a rant...nothing more. nothing less. enjoy

Don’t be so hypocritical

Don’t say porno is disgusting

When you read it on transport

In public and in your living room.

You probably pleasure yourself to it

As if you’re the one who’s doing him

You know…Christian grey

The man with the plan

But please…keep it quiet will you?

I don’t care if he chucked a tampon in the toilet

I don’t care if someone got broken into

At that time of the month.

Stop banging on about that book

Or at least…don’t tell me. 

Reviews

[That_Girl]

lmao it is starting to get annoying... esp since it's a book that simply plagiarized the majority of another. The hype is eye roll worthy. ;) Very nice poem!!

[Melody]

HAHAHAHA!!! This is awesome! XD

[nigrum homonculus]

haha! thanks melody! glad you enjoyed it